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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
 Posted - 05/14/2002 : 11:47:08
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I strongly suspect that a lot of our folks know some good limericks, so I've started this thread so we can all share our favorites (and I personally wish to encourage off-color humor).
My own favorite goes like this:
There once was a knight named Sir Lancelot
Whose neighbors would look on askance a lot,
For when he would pass
A presentable lass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot.
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
-Robert Green Ingersoll (1833 - 1899)
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Mr. Spock
Skeptic Friend
USA
99 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2002 : 14:29:24 [Permalink]
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Don't get me started. I had a roomate in college who was a whiz at spouting silly, off-color limmericks. Regardless of how much I drank back then, I still remember a few:
There once was a young lass from Exeter, When she walked by the men strained their necks at her.
There was a young knave,
who was even so brave
To point the distinguishing mark of his sex at her.
There once was a young man named Derkhin,
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His dad said, "Hey Derkhin,
quit jerkin your gherkin,
Your gherkin's for furkin, not jerkin."
Good taste prohibits me from reciting some of the rest....
"The only thing that bands nations together is the fact that their governments are universally bad."--Frank Zappa |
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