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Bozola
Skeptic Friend
USA
166 Posts |
 Posted - 06/26/2001 : 14:10:34
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What does the "H." in Jesus H. Christ stand for?
Haploid
Bozola
- Practicing skeet for the Rapture.
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Bozola
Skeptic Friend
USA
166 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2001 : 14:14:04 [Permalink]
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Rene Descarte owns a bar and one day God walks in.
"Hi, God, want a beer?" asks Decarte.
"I think not" replies God, who promptly disappears.
Bozola
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@tomic
Administrator
USA
4607 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2001 : 14:28:07 [Permalink]
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Two atoms are walking down the road when one says, "Hey, I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm positive."
Gravity, not just a good idea...it's the law! |
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2001 : 16:20:43 [Permalink]
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The subject of education comes up in this forum a lot. Back in my schooldays, it was the bad students who made the highest marks. I never did figure out how they got those dirty words and infantile drawings up on the lavatory ceilings.
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
1266 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2001 : 02:41:28 [Permalink]
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How about the farmer who was out-standing in his field?
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@tomic
Administrator
USA
4607 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2001 : 03:05:20 [Permalink]
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How about the awful mess there'll be when the crop harvester runs him over....
@tomic
Gravity, not just a good idea...it's the law! |
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bestonnet_00
Skeptic Friend
Australia
358 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2001 : 04:26:22 [Permalink]
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Abondon Drugs, say no to Religion |
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Antie
Skeptic Friend
USA
101 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2001 : 19:47:58 [Permalink]
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quote:
What does the "H." in Jesus H. Christ stand for?
I don't know, but I always thought it was "Jesus ate Christ" or "Jesus ate sh*t."
Ian Andreas Miller. My site. |
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