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chee
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USA
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 Posted - 03/25/2003 : 06:44:13 [Permalink]
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GROANER FOR THE DAY:
Bush, Powell, and Rumsfeld were huddled around a small table in the back of a quiet little neighborhood tavern. One of the other patrons spotted them and walked over to shake hands. He queried, "What are you guys doing hanging out in a place like this with everything that's going on." Powell replied, "We needed a place to meet where we wouldn't be interrupted. We're trying to figure out how to do away with 10,000 Iraqis and one big breasted blonde in one fell swoop." The patron thought for a minute and asked, "Why in the world do you want to kill a big breasted blonde?" Bush elbowed Powell, leaned over and whispered, "Told you no one would give a damn about those Iraqis". |
A colder place I've never known, than with someone but yet alone. |
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