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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26034 Posts |
 Posted - 09/04/2004 : 19:52:26
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Yet Another Game Thread (YAGT).
This time, express a scientific principle in haiku form. I know it's been done before, perhaps zillions of times. Originals only, please (don't even posts links to online collections, thanks), as I want to see what we can come up with. And don't hesitate to post on a subject that's already been covered, if your haiku is more eloquent or humorous than those which have come before it.
An example:
Evolution: yes!
Alleles and population,
changing ratios.
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- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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tw101356
Skeptic Friend
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 20:43:02 [Permalink]
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OK, I'll give it a go...
If you can't test it
then it isn't a theory,
but only a dream.
In a closed system,
all things head toward entropy.
Gods get there sooner.
Hmmm. Scientific principle and personal opinion squeezed into one tiny haiku.
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 22:11:49 [Permalink]
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ok, these are my entries:
We were once monkies
So the creationists say
The truth is larger
Time is not constant
Ah, but the speed of light is
Chew on that awhile
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Skyhawk
New Member
33 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 23:59:44 [Permalink]
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Came up with a bunch in a few minutes. Haiku's are fun! Hope you like'em:
Threads not in needle
Yet can weave a large fabric
I hate String Theory
Slurpy, drippy, Yum
Full of passion and fertile
Primordial Soup
Love and attraction
Dancing, bodies drawing near
Act of gravity
About to explode
Can't hold it in anymore
Life of combustion
Angry Heisenburg
Confused and too erratic
Quantum Mechanics
Speedy diet plan
Run faster and gain more mass
E=mc^2
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 20:39:28 [Permalink]
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Isotope in five
Protons to meet six neutrons
Mass of eleven
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 20:43:10 [Permalink]
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Water beads on glass
and trickles down in small streams.
It's condensation.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 11:17:36 [Permalink]
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Not science...
Thick skin, brutal spin
Republican media
Misinformation
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 11:37:37 [Permalink]
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Young earthers blather
The Devonian Bunny
Has yet to be found.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2005 : 16:15:19 [Permalink]
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Hydrogen head-on
Helium and energy
Nuclear fusion |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2005 : 18:31:58 [Permalink]
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Seashells on Everest
At twenty six thousand feet
Ocean in the sky.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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GeeMack
SFN Regular
USA
1093 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2005 : 20:33:44 [Permalink]
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There simply is no
Evidence for creation.
Evolution works.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2005 : 01:44:22 [Permalink]
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Kent Hovind wanted
Tyrannosarus for lunch
Twisted off it's arm.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
4955 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2005 : 07:04:48 [Permalink]
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Clay and a stylus
marks represent things, sounds
thus, writing began
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2005 : 07:12:10 [Permalink]
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ID got to be
so simple and so silly
Suited for babies |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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