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filthy
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USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  03:59:01  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
It is time once again to peer, with all due caution, into Landover's mailbag.

quote:
"Don't piss off baby Jesus! Do you Christmas shopping at Landover" That line alone is proof that you all are going to hell. Nothing more or less. Using the Lord's name to gain a profit ESPECIALLY one like this. Christmas time is not for the purchasing of gifts and of sharing. It is a time to reflect on the Lord's second coming. What has that to deal with sharing gifts??
God will enjoy casting you all into the pits of Hell. He will do it, with a smile.

And I leave here knowing that you choose your exsistance, your path, the way you wanted to go. Hitler would be proud of you however, you are missing the last thing. Every man, woman and child MUST have blonde hair and blue eyes. Be sure you round up the jews too, even thought they beleive everything you do except the fact that Jesus is their savior.

But that makes you special! Reading your website put a smile to my face and help me realize that so many people (like yourself) will be going to hell. I'm excited that I will have the chance to hear your opinions in life and to understand why you are the way you are. After all, God can change those who want to!

Pray for you souls; may God shine his face on you and save your souls heading for hell.

Have a glorious day!
Mark McPeak - A TRUE CHRISTIAN!


The sheer joy these 'Christians' show at the thought of someone else going to Hell never fails to amaze and amuse me. Judging from the sign-off, this TRUE CHRISTIAN must be a Family Guy fan.


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

Storm
SFN Regular

USA
708 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2004 :  18:18:54   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Storm's Homepage Send Storm a Private Message
Sounds more like the Hebrew God of the Old Testament than Christian

Storm
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ktesibios
SFN Regular

USA
505 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2004 :  18:32:10   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ktesibios a Private Message
What's really priceless is the way these folks can't recognize a spoof when it's doing the cyber equivalent of dangling from their asses by six-inch steel teeth.

Of course, the letters could be a spoof too, in which case the joke's on

"The Republican agenda is to turn the United States into a third-world shithole." -P.Z.Myers
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