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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard

USA
5310 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  09:23:28  Show Profile Send Gorgo a Private Message
This may go along with the speaking in tongues discussion.

http://asksnoop.com/shizz_frame.php

Edited to say: use the shizzolator at the top. The one in the middle doesn't seem to work.

I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter




Edited by - Gorgo on 12/17/2004 09:24:16

BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

3192 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  09:43:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
Dear god Im glad I wasnt drinking milk, that is one of the greatest sites ever.

Translation of a CNN article on aressting a 5 year old.

He said he had police "put the handcuffs on one arm, put him in the back seat of their car and drive him around a little bit."

Tha dude be like tha dude had fuzz "put da handcuffs on one izzle, put tha dude's ass in da back seat of they hooptie 'n drive tha dude's ass around a little bit n' shit. "

From whitehouse.gov

December 17, 2004 | Last Updated 11:46 a.m. (EST)


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Jim Connaughton, White House CEQ Chairman, will answer yo' questions 'bout da Administration's response da Ocean Commission Report at 3pm n' shit. Yo' ass can submit yo' question now."


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President Signs Intelligence Reform 'n Terrorism Prevention Act
President Big Baby Bush on Friday be like, "Under this new law, izzle vast intelligence enterprise will become mo' unified, coordinated 'n effective n' shit. It will enable us better do izzle duty, which is protect da American muthas, know what I'm sayin'? "



"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
Edited by - BigPapaSmurf on 12/17/2004 09:54:29
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9687 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:01:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Gorgo

This may go along with the speaking in tongues discussion.

http://asksnoop.com/shizz_frame.php

Edited to say: use the shizzolator at the top. The one in the middle doesn't seem to work.



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Featured Poll: How much of da Bible has yo' ass read? Any version (or make that shiznit a sort of "total" of izzall da versions yo' ass've read) n' shit.



Hehe... I like that... Dr n' shit. Mabuse

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BigPapaSmurf
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:35:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
Dr. N. Shite at your service

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard

USA
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:41:25   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Gorgo a Private Message
James Randi has an international reputation as a magician 'n escape artist, but today tha dude is best known as da world's most tireless investigator 'n demystifier of paranormal 'n pseudoscientific claims n' shit.

Randi has pursued "psychic" spoonbenders, exposed da dirty tricks of faith healers, investigated homeopathic H-2-Izzo "wit a memory," 'n generally been a thorn in da sides of those who try pull da wool over da public's eyes in da name of da supernatural."

Tha dude has got numerous awards 'n recognitions, including a Fellowship from da John D. 'n Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation in 1986.

On October 19, 1993, da PBS-Televizzle "NOVA" program broadcast a one-hour special dealing wit Randi's life work, particularly wit tha dude's investigations of Uri Geller 'n various occult 'n healing claims being made by scientists in Russia, know what I'm sayin'?

Tha dude is da author of numerous books, including The Truth About Uri Geller, The Faith Healers, Flim-Flam!, 'n An Encyclopedia of Claims, Frauds, 'n Hoaxes of da Occult 'n Supernatural." His lectures 'n television appearances has delighted — 'n vexed — audiences around da world."

In 1996, da James Randi Education Foundation wuz established further Randi's work." Randi's long-standing challenge psychics now stands as a $1,000,000 prize administered by da Foundation." It remains unclaimed n' shit.

"We may disagree wit Randi on certain points, but we ignore tha dude's ass at izzle peril, know what I'm sayin'? "
-Carl Sagan



I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter



Edited by - Gorgo on 12/17/2004 13:42:48
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Siberia
SFN Addict

Brazil
2322 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  14:15:34   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
I long since learned NOT TO DRINK while navigating SFN

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9687 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  17:08:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
And I just saw Pulp Fiction, so I ain't got no probem at all imagining Samuel L Jackson's voice readin' all dis shit.

Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26020 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  19:46:49   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
Look out in the hizz-ouse, it's verlch doggy dogg:
Marriage is a Dogg ordained institution as a union between a mutha 'n a brizzle n' shit. They become one flesh, 'n this is da way Dogg designed da family unit n' shit. Hell made that shiznit war against itself 'n now we has problems!!!! High divorece, know what I'm sayin'? Prisons are full of fools from single mother households!!! So that is my take 'n a little bit of my stand on da issue!!!!



Your post angers me again, know what I'm sayin'? I has only lashed out alittle at muthas that attacked me, know what I'm sayin'? Other than that I has directed no venome directly at anybody here." Just because yo' ass siiiiide wit 'em 'n make me da enemy doesn't mean I insulting yo' pose n' shit. Boot me, I don't care, yo' ass seem love pushing buttons, booting muthas 'n locking threads." Yo' ass prove me yo' ass are no different than yo' pose of Lenny Flank, know what I'm sayin'?



Thank yo' ass fo' taking out those awful cuss words, my ears are burning n' shit. Do yo' ass think yo' ancestors would talk like that? The monkies in da bush? Shame on yo' ass! They would most likely slap yo' ass around if yo' not da Alpha male, then if yo' lucky they would pick fleas 'n knats off yo' ass! I wonder if as fish yo' ancestors would blow bubbles at each other as cuss words? I mean without arms, let alone hands that shiznit would be hard has a fist fight! I'm sho da fish would just invent a bicycle 'n cycle onto dry land! Build a city called fish food, fo' humans, oh wait humans aren't here yet!

No, I'm against abortion n' shit. I think a child has rights at conception." I think yo' ass can call a human in da brizzle a mutha child n' shit. That is why they be like brizzle is wit child." Feminists has come in 'n made billions out of taking human life 'n calling that shiznit wonderful because its they bodies." Well if da westurn world wasn't full of hella well traveled brizzle, there wouldn't be da need fo' abortions." As da shorties would be raised in a stable marriage n' shit. I think we has a huge fatherlessness issue in this bomb diggity nation." These days brizzle want izzall da rewards in life wit da least amount of effort as possible! Even raising a child has become a burden most, know what I'm sayin'? When yo' ass has 59% of single mothers living in poverty 'n only 5% truely independant yo' ass has a problem, know what I'm sayin'? Most are independant riding on da backs of ex husbands through alimoney 'n child support, know what I'm sayin'? Most of da time they are living in da house while da ex gets live in an apartment! They also be like prisons are full of fools from single mother housholds." They be like 'bout 85% are fatherless." In a country where brizzle think they don't need fools 'n 50% of marriages end." (In Californication that shiznit is 'bout 2/3 of izzall marriages are become a divorece) 90% of da time da brizzle fills fo' divorece! Seems as though independant brizzle are a reciept fo' problems n' shit.
And I couldn't avoid doing parts of the sig from Hell:
For da time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after they own lusts shall they heap themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away they ears from da truth, 'n shall be turned unto fables, know what I'm sayin'? II Timothy 4:3,4

II Thess. 2:11 And fo' this cause Dogg shall send 'em strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Yo' ass can not see da 'wind', but yo' ass can see its effect!!!!
Word to your mother.

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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  22:49:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
This isn't done by that site, but it is quite similar:

http://www.rshadarack.com/pictures_files/cnn.jpg

Read the links on the side.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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Siberia
SFN Addict

Brazil
2322 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2004 :  05:56:56   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
Dave... you made me choke on coffee.
That's evil...









I love it!

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26020 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2004 :  10:08:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Siberia

Dave... you made me choke on coffee.
That's evil...

I love it!

Apparently, you forgot the "no drinking" rule?


- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
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Siberia
SFN Addict

Brazil
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Posted - 12/18/2004 :  10:57:08   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
Yes... shame on me.

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular

USA
1191 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2004 :  10:59:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send R.Wreck a Private Message
quote:
Creation Science
Association
Of British Columbia
www.CreationBC.org


Through out da Bible Dogg has described himself as da “Dogg of creation” n' shit. Hundreds of times tha dude has emphasized tha dude's abilities 'n power."

When Job came da end of tha dude's “rope” Dogg intervened wit four chapters of a creation seminar n' shit. (“Where wast thou when I laid da foundations of da earth?”)

When Dogg came in da person of Jesus, tha dude spoke 'bout being around at da beginning of da world; tha dude made several references Genesis as a literal event n' shit. Tha dude clearly supported da writings of Moses who authored Genesis (John5:45) n' shit. Also when Paul approached da Greek philosophers 'bout da “unknown Dogg” tha dude first talked 'bout da “Dogg that made da world 'n izzall things therein”."

Who are we be like that we came 'bout by some evolutionary method?

Ttha dude evolution theory is well known be popular because that shiznit attempts explain life without a Creator." This is hella desirable a fallen mutha, who wishes be tha dude's own god, (ye shall be as gods, Gen 3:5) n' shit. And fo' anyone be like that Dogg used this ugly method of death, disease 'n struggle, does not understand da evolution theory."

Ttha dude's attempt fantasize da first chapters of Dogg's word has caused some wonder 'bout, 'n many reject da Bible n' shit. Is da virgin birth possible? Is a resurrection real? Will there really be a heaven? Only if yo' ass believe Dogg is izzall-powerful."

We are prepared show that da scientific evidence is overwhelming support da biblical account of creation 'n we can help yo' ass wit many resources."



What Dogg says 'bout izzle future is as true as what tha dude be like 'bout izzle past!




I think it makes more sense that the non-shizzolated version.

The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley

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BigPapaSmurf
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Posted - 12/20/2004 :  06:01:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
Finally a Bible translation we can identify wit'

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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