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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 12/27/2004 : 18:15:06
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That is the score for correct psychic predictions for 2004.
quote:
So Far, Psychics Are Batting .000
2004 turned out to be a tough year for the predictors
Monday, Dec. 27, 2004
They are ubiquitous, operating in shabby storefronts, appearing on national TV shows, keeping tabloids in business, working with naïve police departments and even participating in ludicrous studies by DARPA, the Defense Department's Agency for Advanced Research Projects. They are the psychics, a motley collection of mystics, charlatans, hoaxers and smooth con artists who have successfully buffaloed a good portion of the public into believing that they have supernatural powers.
Of course, there's still a few days to go, but if these turkeys missed something like this disasterous earthquake, I'd doubt that they'll catch up.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 12/28/2004 : 00:38:18 [Permalink]
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I am now waiting to see how many after-the-fact, earthquake predictions are put forth and what the excuse(s) for not predicting it sooner will be.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2004 : 06:19:58 [Permalink]
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| Hey I made mine last week, its in the other thread, of course I wasnt vague enough to claim a total sucess, but I'll claim it none the less. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Mathew
New Member
Sweden
25 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 02:22:43 [Permalink]
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Your the BEST!!!
What You ALL find on the NET, it gave me a Heartfelt Mindblast
The Insightfullnes and Ingenuity in Comments.
Missed out a lot through years of mindless Ponder...
Thanks Alot, Jonas Viklund. |
Angry Child tells Lucifer: Let's Dance!
GOD Almighty asks Angry Child not to Hurry, rest and play with the other children at SFN for awhile.
Angry Child respond, slightly annoyed, but they are boring! |
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dv82matt
SFN Regular
760 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 19:14:44 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
That's freaking amazing! How can you guess so much and be completely wrong every time? It is a statistical anomalie. I mean, even a blind squirrel bumps into a nut every once and a while.
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, this is no statistical anomaly. It's proof positive of negative psychic energy.
Negative psychic energy is the power to make completly wrong guesses against all odds.
I myself am a negative clairvoyant. I have personally documented numerous occasions during which I thought of a particular person and did not subsequently receive a phone call from said person.
I defy you to even attempt a rational explanation. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 20:03:18 [Permalink]
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| dv82matt, please predict that I will not win the Lottery... |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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dv82matt
SFN Regular
760 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 20:35:17 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
dv82matt, please predict that I will not win the Lottery...
Very well, I predict that Dr. Mabuse will not win the ... wait a second, Dr. M your skeptical nature is jamming my negative psi receptors.
However, I have devised a devastating logical proof of the existence of NPE (negative psychic energy) to wit:
Either NPE exists, or I am wrong, therefore NPE exists. (the alternative is clearly ludicrous)
My position is unassailable. Please don't embarrass yourself by trying. |
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