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R.Wreck
SFN Regular

USA
1191 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  18:56:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send R.Wreck a Private Message
Time to save mankind
from the wrath of daddy-o
where's my crucifix?

The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley

The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  19:28:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
Bush is president
The country royally fucked
A choking pretzel.


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13476 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  20:02:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message
My name is Geller
A Spoon bending charlatan
Slight of hand feller…

My name is Edwards
I'm getting an M anyone?
Grief brings me rewards

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  03:31:34   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
Homicide in sand
Innocence on the gibbet
Greed dominates all.


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9687 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  08:52:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Cuneiformist

I've forgotten-- hiakus are 5-7-5 with no rhyme? That's what it seems but I want to be sure before directing my creative juices towards brilliance...

I don't want to be nit-picking about spelling, but since haiku is very likely an (indexed?) search word used in Google, the correct spelling will produce more hits for us.

Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
Edited by - Dr. Mabuse on 02/10/2005 08:55:49
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

3192 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  09:17:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
Nope dont ya know I before A except after H, oh wait damn.

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26020 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  10:51:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
It's I before A
except after H, oh damn
haiku chance wasted.



I've got to admit
this thread is doing good, great
compared to old one.



If you say "Second
Law" to me one more time I'll
kick you in the nards.

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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Siberia
SFN Addict

Brazil
2322 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  10:59:14   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
Masons, illuminati,
Pond water such
An evil thing is.

At least I tried

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  12:19:43   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
Gannon in dumpster
Marching to Karl Rove's drum beat
Criminal boy-whore.


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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Wendy
SFN Regular

USA
614 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  12:20:06   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Wendy a Yahoo! Message Send Wendy a Private Message
So mysterious
Your U.F.O. video
Just a pretty bird

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

3192 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  13:50:46   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
Welcome believers!
Come right in and save your souls,
just 9.95$

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
Edited by - BigPapaSmurf on 02/10/2005 13:51:19
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9687 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  15:10:16   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message

Just come in my dear
bring your rationality
Skeptic Friends be here


Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard

USA
4574 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  15:42:28   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message
Being skeptical,
I simply have to ask you.
You believe that shit?


"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
Edited by - H. Humbert on 02/10/2005 15:43:14
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:48:32   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
The Patriot Act
Fascism lurks in the law
Jesus John's wettist dream.


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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R.Wreck
SFN Regular

USA
1191 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:51:38   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send R.Wreck a Private Message
mind has left body
floating through the universe
very stormy ride

The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley

The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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