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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 02/14/2005 : 09:44:10
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This is getting a little old, but you've got to give the good folks credit for trying.
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Is this Jesus?
By BRYAN PATTERSON
13feb05
IS this what Jesus of Nazareth looked like as a boy?
Forensic experts in Italy have come up with this computer-generated sketch of a fair-skinned young Jesus with wavy hair and dark eyes, based on historical data and images from the controversial Shroud of Turin.
The image was created with the same technology used by police to age the faces of long-time missing people or wanted criminals.
So...., here we go again.
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TG
Skeptic Friend
USA
121 Posts |
 Posted - 02/14/2005 : 10:41:25 [Permalink]
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Simply stunning. Italian forensic experts have generated a face that looks ... Italian.
Who could possibly have seen that coming? |
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 13:48:24 [Permalink]
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They can tell his eye color and complexion from the shroud??? It's a miracle!  |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 02/14/2005 : 14:40:14 [Permalink]
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| Indeed... but Jesus certainly was a hottie if he looked like that when 12. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
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"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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David Mc
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 02/14/2005 : 15:09:12 [Permalink]
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| Well, as a long time Christian I can say that's the first time I've ever heard Jesus described as a "hottie". I wonder if he can still blush? |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 15:29:07 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by David Mc
Well, as a long time Christian I can say that's the first time I've ever heard Jesus described as a "hottie". I wonder if he can still blush?
If he looked like that True, that's just a kid.
Don't think so, though. That Jesus looks too european. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 02/14/2005 : 15:50:24 [Permalink]
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Hasn't Jesus been a white caucasian since the early Catholic Church?
At least that's the impression I have... |
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Siberia
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Brazil
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Posted - 02/14/2005 : 15:54:30 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
Hasn't Jesus been a white caucasian since the early Catholic Church?
At least that's the impression I have...
Yep. Just look at the paintings. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 16:09:11 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
Hasn't Jesus been a white caucasian since the early Catholic Church?
At least that's the impression I have...
As far as I know, yes.
In actuality, he was probably somewhere between 5'5'' to 5'8'' tall, quite dark complected, and due to his lifestyle, lean and tough as a two-dollar steak.
I think that the Romans, occuping the Holy Lands became the model that the Jesus of the church was fashioned after, and the European image pretty much stuck. I have seen paintings of him that made him look like he was Hitler's ideal aryan.
Such is the imagination, perhaps even the wishful dreams, of the faithful.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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David Mc
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 02/14/2005 : 16:55:10 [Permalink]
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| Given the times, he would have looked like a Muslim to the Europeans. Can't have that, can we? They probably had a hard enough time accepting that he was Jewish. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 17:30:21 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by David Mc
Given the times, he would have looked like a Muslim to the Europeans. Can't have that, can we? They probably had a hard enough time accepting that he was Jewish.
Exactly right!
In our imaginations, we all fashion our heros after ourselves. Nothing wrong with that as long as we don't let it cloud our better judgment.
Mc, I see in your profile that you're a driver. I pulled flatbed OTR, O/O until some old injuries finally crippled me up once and for all.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 02/15/2005 : 00:40:48 [Permalink]
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They probably had a hard enough time accepting that he was Jewish.
I once had an aquaintance whom I drove into a fit of rage (that required a slight attitude adjustment) by stating that if Jesus had even existed he was a Jew. The person in question was something of a neo-nazi, and I admit I said it to deliberately provoke the guy...
Anyway... my point is, that some of the fundie crowd will get seriously bent out of shape if you suggest that Jesus was anything other than a white European protestant, apparently on a secret mission to convert the pagan Romans and evil Jews over to christianity.
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