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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 02/22/2005 : 07:32:11
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Some people are too stupid to survive yet never seem to get their deserved Darwin award.
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Kim Tran, from Anchorage, Alaska reportedly persuaded him to let her tie his arms to a windowsill for kinky sex after a row about breaking up.
She then grabbed a kitchen knife and cut off his manhood reports The Sun.
If this rocket scientist breeds or has bred, I fear for the future of my species.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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sumnihil
New Member
USA
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 Posted - 02/22/2005 : 08:18:51 [Permalink]
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all great truths began as blasphemies.
--g.b. shaw
yes, i am aware that i do not use capital letters. it is discrimination, and discrimination is wrong. period. |
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 08:49:12 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
If this rocket scientist breeds or has bred, I fear for the future of my species.
I'm not too worried about it. Seems to me he'll be pretty likely to keep it in his pants from now on.  |
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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sumnihil
New Member
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 18:30:48 [Permalink]
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i'm sorry, i don't think i made myself clear. i'll try again.
oh...my...god... |
all great truths began as blasphemies.
--g.b. shaw
yes, i am aware that i do not use capital letters. it is discrimination, and discrimination is wrong. period. |
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 18:55:58 [Permalink]
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Speaking of stupid dicks...
This reminded me of another genius who qualified as a Darwin Award Also Ran (verified by Snopes:
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Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45AM Friday, saying the 33 year old man was trapped in the swimming pool. "As I approached the man," a police officer wrote in his report, 'I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole located on the north-side wall of the swimming pool." A police officer identified the man as Robert Scott Cheuvront of Lakeland. The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen in the small hole that serves as part of the pool's filtration system. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man. The man, who had rented a room at the motel, told police he had gone swimming around 12:30AM He was discovered more than four hours later. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released with bruised genitalia.
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The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 18:58:40 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by sumnihil
i'm sorry, i don't think i made myself clear. i'll try again.
oh...my...god...
I don't believe in God(s), but indeed; oh my Gawd! How does this turkey remember to breath when he has no brains?
Good advice: never get tied down, and always go to sleep last.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
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Posted - 02/23/2005 : 08:14:20 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Some people are too stupid to survive yet never seem to get their deserved Darwin award.
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Kim Tran, from Anchorage, Alaska reportedly persuaded him to let her tie his arms to a windowsill for kinky sex after a row about breaking up.
She then grabbed a kitchen knife and cut off his manhood reports The Sun.
If this rocket scientist breeds or has bred, I fear for the future of my species.
OK. Anybody but me think alcohol is involved in this?
Who, in their right mind, after starting to break up with someone and it's not going well allows themselves to be tied up for kinky sex.
Had this man never heard of John Wayne Bobbit? Had this man never seen "Fatal Attraction"?
Some other things about the event. She flushed the severed member down the toilet. The police were called and paramedics who called a plumber to rip apart the toilet and retrieve the missing body part. The two were gleefully reunited. Evendentially, he was happy to have his brain reattached. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 02/23/2005 : 08:53:37 [Permalink]
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[lmao]
People are definately stupid. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 09:02:46 [Permalink]
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Some other things about the event. She flushed the severed member down the toilet. The police were called and paramedics who called a plumber to rip apart the toilet and retrieve the missing body part. The two were gleefully reunited. Evendentially, he was happy to have his brain reattached.
Indeed!
It gives a whole new meaning to the term,"peckerhead," doesn't it?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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sumnihil
New Member
USA
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Posted - 02/23/2005 : 14:31:22 [Permalink]
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i'm still trying to deal with this. give me some time. this is so mind boggling. every time i come to this thread intending to make a contribution to the mockery of this man, but then i read the beginning post, and my brain shuts down all non essential processes just to try and deal with this information. all that can come out is:
oh...my...god*...
*i don't believe in god, either, but it takes a very determined kind of atheist to say "oh...my...outmoded band of superstitious nonsense based on man's fear of death and need to find some kind of order in an otherwise amoral and absurd universe" |
all great truths began as blasphemies.
--g.b. shaw
yes, i am aware that i do not use capital letters. it is discrimination, and discrimination is wrong. period. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 14:48:41 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by sumnihil
i'm still trying to deal with this. give me some time. this is so mind boggling. every time i come to this thread intending to make a contribution to the mockery of this man, but then i read the beginning post, and my brain shuts down all non essential processes just to try and deal with this information. all that can come out is:
oh...my...god*...
*i don't believe in god, either, but it takes a very determined kind of atheist to say "oh...my...outmoded band of superstitious nonsense based on man's fear of death and need to find some kind of order in an otherwise amoral and absurd universe"
Oh, yeah!
But it get's better, or worser depending on how you look at it. This morning, I read at the Daily Rotton that the jingle-bobbed dork is the chick's uncle!
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Monday February 21, 2005
Penis sliced off, flushed down toilet
KTUU-TV 2 Anchorage | Submitted by: Judi
"Kim Tran, 35, told police she had been having an affair with her uncle for about a year. His refusal to leave his wife apparently provoked the attack during which he was mutilated... Charging documents say Tran and her 44-year-old uncle got into an argument Saturday night at Tran's home because he wanted out of the relationship. Those documents say Tran asked her uncle to leave his wife, and that's when he told Tran that he was only interested in having sex with her. Tran told police they then started to 'fool around' and she tied up her uncle to a window handle above her bed. 'At that point, she pulled a knife on the man and severed his penis,' said Anchorage Police Department spokeswoman Anita Shell. Police say that after the attack Tran rushed her uncle to Providence Alaska Medical Center, but not before flushing his penis down the toilet."
Emphasis mine.
Full story here.
Well, at least they're keeping it in the family....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 15:22:26 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
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Originally posted by sumnihil
i'm still trying to deal with this. give me some time. this is so mind boggling. every time i come to this thread intending to make a contribution to the mockery of this man, but then i read the beginning post, and my brain shuts down all non essential processes just to try and deal with this information. all that can come out is:
oh...my...god*...
*i don't believe in god, either, but it takes a very determined kind of atheist to say "oh...my...outmoded band of superstitious nonsense based on man's fear of death and need to find some kind of order in an otherwise amoral and absurd universe"
Oh, yeah!
But it get's better, or worser depending on how you look at it. This morning, I read at the Daily Rotton that the jingle-bobbed dork is the chick's uncle!
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Monday February 21, 2005
Penis sliced off, flushed down toilet
KTUU-TV 2 Anchorage | Submitted by: Judi
"Kim Tran, 35, told police she had been having an affair with her uncle for about a year. His refusal to leave his wife apparently provoked the attack during which he was mutilated... Charging documents say Tran and her 44-year-old uncle got into an argument Saturday night at Tran's home because he wanted out of the relationship. Those documents say Tran asked her uncle to leave his wife, and that's when he told Tran that he was only interested in having sex with her. Tran told police they then started to 'fool around' and she tied up her uncle to a window handle above her bed. 'At that point, she pulled a knife on the man and severed his penis,' said Anchorage Police Department spokeswoman Anita Shell. Police say that after the attack Tran rushed her uncle to Providence Alaska Medical Center, but not before flushing his penis down the toilet."
Emphasis mine.
Full story here.
Well, at least they're keeping it in the family....
Hadn't heard this update. I gotta agree with sumnihil. Oh...my....God....
If you allow your niece to tie you up for sex and she cuts off your penis... you might be a redneck.
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion |
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sumnihil
New Member
USA
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Posted - 02/23/2005 : 15:30:02 [Permalink]
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i apologize in advance for the following statement.
they should star in sitcom together...it could be titled family ties...each other up and mutilates each other*
sorry, it had to be said.
*for those not in the u.s., family ties was a popular 80's sitcom starring michael j. fox |
all great truths began as blasphemies.
--g.b. shaw
yes, i am aware that i do not use capital letters. it is discrimination, and discrimination is wrong. period. |
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