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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
 Posted - 04/03/2005 : 22:25:39
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LordCo Centre has 4 new products, including a timely tribute to the Roman Catholics' plight:
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PermaPope
Inflatable PermaPope by LordCo Religious Superstores
This plastic Pontiff will capture your heart, and unlike the real one, even hold your Cardinal's coat when no one's looking. Features include:
- Realistic silicone-plastic construction, which feels like real (if pretty haggard) skin
- Snoring, moaning and farting noises built-in
- Variety of easily programmable facial expressions, such as "eyes closed" and "eyes open"
- Conveniently accessible CD/Cassette decks in the back, for playing sermons to the faithful
- Legs and arms are fully bendable into a variety of edict-giving positions
- Included mouthpiece for shady political agendas
- [Optional] Realistic feeding tube attachment
- [Optional] Realistic breathing tube attachment
- [Optional] Replacement Papal Accessory Dress-Up Kit
[snip, read rest there]
The other products this update are:
* The Personal Perpetual Persecution Pal, at AllahCo
* The Bling! Bling! Prayer Watch, also at AllahCo
quote:
The Prophet's Court -- LordCo Television Network
It's the court of last resort for the fighting faithful.
Each week, The Prophets Court brings together two combating christians and applies the laws of the Old Testament to help solve their disputes. After all there is no conflict that cannot be solved with the wisdom of God... [snip]
If you ever wanted to name a new Pope, drop by the LordBoard. Winning submissions will actually be sent to the Vatican! And as always, feel free to use any of the other site features, like Confess-o-Matic, Ask a God, or email any product to a friend as an 'E-Nail card'.
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 04:24:56 [Permalink]
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Oh my god...  |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 09:50:21 [Permalink]
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| It's not the bend-over kind of inflatable pope, is it? |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 15:37:03 [Permalink]
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This is bad, real bad; but what the heck.
Sort of a play on an old Saturday Night Live commercial....
"Try the all new Dead-Pope Soap-on-a-Rope!"
Yep, goes way beyond bad, to sick, sick, sick!
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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