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Kil
Evil Skeptic
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 Posted - 06/22/2005 : 07:07:53 [Permalink]
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23: One shot, every time someone tells you that the eye is irreducibly complex.
24: Two shots, for whenever you're asked, “what good would half an eye be?”
25: A boilermaker, for the suggestion that simply asking the above question is all that is required to qualify as a scientific theory.
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 07:40:48 [Permalink]
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26. A dollop of laudinium (at this point, you'll need it) for every time Stephen J. Gould is quoted out of context.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:55:42 [Permalink]
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27. An aspirin every time someone says "we've never seen a cat give birth to a dog [or any other animal]."
(Well, such anti-evolution arguments give me a headache, with or without the hangover from the rest of the game.) |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:25:31 [Permalink]
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28. 1 keg stand any time someone dismisses "Survival of the Fittest" as a tautology.
29. Drink a pitcher of rum and coke if anyone actually points out that, to their knowledge, no one in their family was a monkey.
30. Shotgun a beer if it is mentioned that Jesus was a creationist.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 15:31:04 [Permalink]
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31. A can of Bad Frog Beer every time a Creationist claims that Ockham's Razor supports creationism.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 06/23/2005 : 07:36:38 [Permalink]
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| 32. A bottle of Jack Daniels anytime a Creationist claims Evolution has no evidence whatsoever. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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dv82matt
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Posted - 06/23/2005 : 14:27:23 [Permalink]
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33. Fossilized mollusk shells found at high altitudes prove that a global flood occured. 1 shot.
34. If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys? A shot to the nose. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/23/2005 : 15:41:36 [Permalink]
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quote:
34. If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys? A shot to the nose.
Love it!
35. A free round of anything at the Church of the Desiccated Cockroach for each reference to Kent Hovind's 'Challenge.' Another for pointing out the fallicies.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/23/2005 : 19:59:35 [Permalink]
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36. 1 tequila snakebite for every time a creationist tries to refer to bible stories in dressed-up scientific language. (ex: Noah's flood = "catastrophism.")
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/23/2005 : 23:08:31 [Permalink]
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37. The worm from a bottle of mescal for every time you hear Pascal's Wager.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 06/24/2005 : 06:21:40 [Permalink]
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| 38. A shot of absinth everytime someone calls out the 'canopy water' or whatever you call it to answer about where all Flood water came from. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/24/2005 : 06:39:36 [Permalink]
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39. A glass of ouzo, size decided by the hysteria in the statement that "Spontanious Generation" is impossible!
Actually, this is a true one, except that many of the more fixated creationists use it in place of "Abiogenesis," which is not yet shown to be beyond the pall of reality.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:16:51 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
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Originally posted by filthy
39. A glass of ouzo, size decided by the hysteria in the statement that "Spontanious Generation" is impossible!
Actually, this is a true one, except that many of the more fixated creationists use it in place of "Abiogenesis," which is not yet shown to be beyond the pall of reality.
This just reminded me of the Evolution Crusher:
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Louis Pasteur (1822-1895) was another genuine scientist. In the process of studying fermentation, he performed his famous 1861 experiment, in which he disproved the theory of spontaneous generation. Life cannot arise from non-living materials.
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Pasteur concluded from his experiment that only God could create living creatures. But modern evolutionary theory continues to be based on that out-dated theory disproved by Pasteur: spontaneous generation (life arises from non-life).
Heh, as precious a collection of straw men and outright bullshit as I've seen in a coon's age. Thanks!
Actually, if I remember correctly, Pastur experimented with rotton meat and animal carcasses. He soon discovered that the meat didn't give birth to maggots as was common thought; it was the flies laying eggs in it.
40. A coffee cup of torpedo juice for each statment that all equine fossils are just different breeds of horse, not ancestors.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
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