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NubiWan
Skeptic Friend
USA
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 Posted - 06/22/2005 : 07:18:43
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These two English explorers were exploring some of the last remaining jungle when without warning they were surrounded by a tribe of fierce warriors!
The warriors tied up the explorers and took them to the village, whereupon the two men were bound to stakes in the village center.
As the tribesmen all hovered around, excitedly shouting and gesturing at the two bound men, one of the men whispered to the other, "What do you think they're going to do to us?"
"I don't know."
Suddenly, the compound became deathly quiet, as the village chief strode out towards the two men.
He walked up to the first of the two men, looked him up and down disdainfully, and said, "You have two choices: Roo-Roo or Death!!!"
As all the tribesmen looked on hungrily, the first man asked the other, "What on earth is Roo-Roo?"
"Haven't a clue, sport!"
"Well, I don't want to die...." So, defiantly, the first explorer shouted, "Roo-Roo!"
All the tribesmen exultantly started chanting "Roo-Roo! Roo-Roo!" as they rushed over and untied the explorer from the post and dragged him to the middle of the campground.
At this point the entire village then began to have their, uhm, shall we say, sexual pleasure, with the explorer, one after another.
Needless to say, the second explorer was slightly dismayed at this.
After the tribesmen were through with the first explorer, they dragged him back to the post and bound him back to it.
Then the chief approached the second explorer and demanded, "You have two choices: Roo-Roo or death!"
As the tribesmen waited, the explorer decided he wanted no part of this foul ritual so he lifted himself as straight as he could and bravely shouted, "DEATH!"
A stunned silence descended on the village. Everyone looked very confused and dismayed. The chief muttered, "No one ever choose death before...."
The chief called the tribesmen into a large group and the explorer could hear a murmur of discussion and argument.
Finally, the chief emerged, a large smile on his face, and shouted, "We have decided! Death by Roo-Roo!"
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:53:02 [Permalink]
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I heard this joke years ago. In the version I heard the ritual was called "Yah Ha"! The explorer who choose death was an evangelical Christian missionary appauled by the "sins" committed upon the first explorer, (who went staggering off into the trees afterward.) And the punchline from the Chief was: "Death! - but first: Yah Ha!"  |
Diversity, independence, innovation and imagination are progressive concepts ultimately alien to the conservative mind.
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 13:09:11 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Chippewa
I heard this joke years ago. In the version I heard the ritual was called "Yah Ha"! The explorer who choose death was an evangelical Christian missionary appauled by the "sins" committed upon the first explorer, (who went staggering off into the trees afterward.) And the punchline from the Chief was: "Death! - but first: Yah Ha!"
I heard it as woo-woo. The punchline from the cheif was "Death by woo-woo."
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Dave W.
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USA
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