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Randy
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USA
1990 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2001 :  08:25:25  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message




hehehehe Check this out......

I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!

Ya know.......some people look for things like this...and it amazes me.
At first I rolled my eyes....then I read Dave's response and I couldn't
have said it better if I had all day to do it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Original Letter:

>The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
> September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
> After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
> 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
> Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
> The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
>
> I Have More.......
>
> State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
> New York City - 11 Letters
> Afghanistan - 11 Letters
> The Pentagon - 11 Letters
> Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the
> WTC
> in 1993)
> Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
> Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
>
>

Dave's response:

Oh no! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name
"David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What
am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But
no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11
letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED
CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it,
too!
Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11
letters....

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven
letters!!

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE"
has 11 letters.....

Oh @#$%!, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day
is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.


@tomic
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USA
4607 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2001 :  08:27:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit @tomic's Homepage Send @tomic a Private Message
Heh, you beat me to it

@tomic

Gravity, not just a good idea...it's the law!
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Zandermann
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USA
431 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2001 :  08:37:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Zandermann an AOL message Send Zandermann a Private Message
I'm laughing so hard that my sides hurt!

Oh no! "My sides hurt" = 11 letters too!

Run and hide!
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Randy
SFN Regular

USA
1990 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2001 :  08:38:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message
I thought it was a good comeback to a flakey letter; whether or not this was real or staged, makes for a good chuckle.
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