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Patrick Hennessey
New Member
USA
33 Posts |
 Posted - 11/10/2005 : 23:00:03
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three and or four times. This provides a "power-wash."
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
(Thank you, random email...)
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2005 : 23:41:59 [Permalink]
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| Wonder if I can do it with my dog? |
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ronnywhite
SFN Regular
501 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2005 : 00:06:26 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal
Wonder if I can do it with my dog?
If it's a pitbull, you might have to sit on the lid (doing so at your own risk)... and good luck getting away with it twice! |
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NubiWan
Skeptic Friend
USA
424 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2005 : 11:12:41 [Permalink]
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| A good way to inhibit yer dogs from drinking out of the toilet, would bet. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2005 : 14:13:19 [Permalink]
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My house 'possum came home this morning looking pretty funky, and the stool could use a good cleaning.....
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