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trogdor
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 Posted - 04/17/2006 : 16:57:11 [Permalink]
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quote:
Specifically, why in the hell
in this smiley:
What in the hell in your grammer? |
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Dave W.
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2006 : 17:49:43 [Permalink]
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I Need Kelp,
Wasn't it Bob Marlin and The Whalers who sang "cod this be love"?
Anyway, there's a deep porpoise behind that seemingly simple smiley
However, I've got a filet I'm falling with these puns...I'd better quit. (But, I filet a song comin' on:)
"Bum bum bum bum... Oh Mr. Salmon..." "Carptown Races here I come doodah..."
Oh well, anchovy glad to be here folks... |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26034 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2006 : 18:03:48 [Permalink]
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Sung to the tune of "Misty":Swim my way,
And a thousand fiddler crabs begin to play.
You drive me upstream in the season.
Your heart I must win,
But I get misty, just holding your fin.
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13481 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2006 : 19:39:49 [Permalink]
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As the puns began to flounder
No point in being koi
We've sunk far beneath the lowest tide
Oh cod, where went our pride…
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
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Dave W.
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Dave W.
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13481 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2006 : 20:41:18 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
By the way, I once knew a guy who wanted to learn how to fight using two fish stuffed with spinach as weapons. That way, he said, he would be fighting with salmon florentine florentine.
Now that is funny! |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2006 : 22:49:30 [Permalink]
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All this talk of fish is making me dinghy. There's a kind of pier pressure in trying to make up stuff. Not to make waves, but these puns cut a lot of latitude without definitely going overboard. But I say, if you got a good fish pun, then seas the opportunity because schooner or later some swabbie will be engaging in rudder nonsense. Take this as a stern warning: too many fish puns cannot become unassailable. Get my drift? Arrrr, it's unfathomable I tell yah. Aye....
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