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R.Wreck
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USA
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 Posted - 07/04/2006 : 10:09:57
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Uber-blowhard Rush Limpbag was caught with Viagra not prescibed in his name
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Limbaugh, 55, was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after he returned on his private plane from a vacation in the Dominican Republic. Customs officials found Viagra in his bag, but his name wasn't on the prescription, Palm Beach County sheriff's spokesman Paul Miller said.
Limbaugh's lawyer, Roy Black, said the prescription was written in his doctor's name "for privacy purposes."
I really don't care if he needs a little blue pill to put some lead in his pencil, but why not get a prescription in his own name? Is his privacy more important than anyone else's? (Looks like that theory backfired anyway). For a "conservative", he sure doesn't seem to have much regard for drug laws.
By the way, what sort of drugs would someone have to take to make Limpbag attractive enough to make the Viagra necessary? I think at least a 2 liter bottle of LSD and about a pound of hashish at a minimum.
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
 Posted - 07/04/2006 : 10:15:04 [Permalink]
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| Ecstasy. And lots of it. Probably to the point that your spinal column implodes from lack of fluid. |
by Filthy
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 10:33:00 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by R.Wreck
I really don't care if he needs a little blue pill to put some lead in his pencil,
LOL
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Originally posted by R.Wreck
By the way, what sort of drugs would someone have to take to make Limpbag attractive enough to make the Viagra necessary? I think at least a 2 liter bottle of LSD and about a pound of hashish at a minimum.
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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 11:37:42 [Permalink]
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6/27/2006
What Rush Limbaugh Should Have Said About His Penis:"
God, don't you just wish that Rush Limbaugh had had some hillbilly heroin flare up in his crazed brain today and he said, on the air:
"People, let me tell you about what you've heard about last night: all I can say is I wonder how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane? No, no, that's not true. See, I told my doctor I was worried about the next election. Get it? Election, not erection. It's because my cock can't get hard without freebasing Viagra and mainlining that shit directly into my limp dick. Then I can raise my mighty three-inch flag pole of love. Seriously, the oxycontin has completely destroyed my ability to get a hard on. My peter just lays there, like a dead guppy, sad, flaking, and ready to be eaten by the other fish.
"Yeah, my fellow Americans, after Daryn Kagan dumped me because, as she said, 'Sex with you is like getting smacked in the pussy repeatedly with a piece of overcooked macaroni,' well, a man has to do what a man has to do. And what I have to do is fly over to the Dominican Republic in my private plane, as a man of my means would do, and have my personal assistant round up five cheap hookers to come back to my room. Then, after watching them lick and dildo each other for about twenty minutes, after I shoot the Viagra/Cialis cocktail into my pecker to get my throbbing sea cucumber ready, I go kind of loony, and I choose one especially anorexic whore, tell the others to get the fuck out, and slice open her stomach and jack off into the gaping cavity, screaming about wanting to get back to my mother's pussy while I come. It's really the only way I can even think about ejaculating.
"Sure, sure, we have to dump the body over the Atlantic on the flight back to my palatial mansion in Palm Beach, but it's a small price to pay so that this fine Excellence in Broadcasting radio host can relieve some of the semen back up in his conservative balls. My friends, one of the great things about being a conservative in America is feeling as if even when you've blown your wad into the gut of a dead Dominican hooker, you don't feel even a little guilty.
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 11:57:30 [Permalink]
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| I can see new Hotmail spam coming....Get your RushErection here....Viagra-Rush your penis....Rushilize your woman tonight....All my men use Rush Penis Hardener, or they get nothing at all. |
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