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Randy
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Posted - 08/22/2006 :  16:40:26  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message
http://churchofgoogle.frih.net/index.html

Our Google which art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On my computer as it is in the WWW.
Give us this search our daily results.
Forgive us our spam, as those that have
spammed up against us.
And lead us not into infected sites,
But deliver us from trojans.
For thine search engine is the greatest,
and the power,
and the glory,
For search after search.
Amen
(my crude attempt)


"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Ricky
SFN Die Hard

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4907 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2006 :  17:57:49   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
One recommendation, replace "On my computer as it is in the WWW." with "On my computer as it is in the net."

Or something besides "WWW". Other than that, it's great. Well done.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

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4907 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2006 :  18:02:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
Not as good, but...

Hail Google,
Full of feautes,
My search is with thee.
Blessed art thou among googlers,
and blessed is the result
of thy search.
Holy Google,
Mother of search engines,
pray for the users of Yahoo, now,
and at the hour of their failed search.

Amen.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
Edited by - Ricky on 08/22/2006 18:05:49
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GeeMack
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Posted - 08/22/2006 :  18:42:09   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send GeeMack a Private Message
"Double-u double-u double-u" is short for "world wide web".
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