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HalfMooner
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Posted - 11/12/2006 :  01:32:44  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
This is from the masters at The Onion:
quote:
Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

PLANO, TX—With the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February.



Frito-Lay delivery people
drop off a "bunch of bullshit
to some pricks somewhere."


"Here," said Frito-Lay CEO Al Carey as he disgustedly tossed a bag of the company's new Flat Earth-brand snack crisps onto the lectern during a meeting with shareholders and members of the press. "Here's some shit that's made from beets. I hope you're all happy now that you have your precious beet chips with the recommended daily serving of fruit, or vegetables, or whatever the hell a 'beet' is."

"Mmm, dehydrated bulb things," Carey added. "Sounds delicious."

. . .





Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.

Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/12/2006 01:34:14
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