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HalfMooner
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Posted - 11/19/2006 :  04:37:12  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
World Illuminati meet, Bush elected to post

November 19, 2006

Hanoi, Vietnam (IP) -- In the first full-costume meeting of the leaders of the New World Order in over five years, the highest Illuminati movers and shakers gathered in Hanoi today to plot their sinister final moves against the remaining freedoms of humanity.

President Bush received official recognition from the Illuminati for the first time this year, by being unanimously voted in as "Lord High Snack Monkey." The office is largely ceremonial, and entails mascot duties, serving petty-fours, and being jovial.


Hu Jintao, Vladimir Putin and George Bush.
In his new office as mascot, President Bush
will be required to entertain, and serve
canapes to, the senior masters of the planet.

This year's meeting of the Illuminati's Supreme Cryptic Council is being held under the cover of a meeting of APEC, the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum. Illuminati Council meetings traditionally are held in concert with meetings of other organizations. Such occasions in the past have included meetings of the World Bank, OPEC, the World Satanic Conference, and the Republican Party convention.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/19/2006 16:52:55

Chippewa
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Posted - 11/19/2006 :  17:39:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Chippewa's Homepage Send Chippewa a Private Message

Yes, they obey. All in accordance with my plans.



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Chippewa
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Posted - 11/19/2006 :  17:41:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Chippewa's Homepage Send Chippewa a Private Message

Wait a minute, Zorgon. Those are my plans!




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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
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Posted - 11/19/2006 :  18:07:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
Have to love those triangular TV screens. What were they thinking?


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Chippewa
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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  00:13:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Chippewa's Homepage Send Chippewa a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner

Have to love those triangular TV screens. What were they thinking?



Well, I invented the triangular screen. You see, regular screens kept chop'n off me gotee.



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Chippewa
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USA
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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  00:15:03   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Chippewa's Homepage Send Chippewa a Private Message

No! It was I who invented the triangular screen, for that very reason !




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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  02:05:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
Hmmm. I guess they do work for flattering closeups of evil types. Especially those with swollen crania.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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moakley
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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  20:38:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send moakley a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner


George gets wood?



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