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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 12/02/2006 : 03:52:38
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(Third in a series on toy safety from the Consumer Product Safety Commission)
The CPSC suggests you should only consider buying this toy for the soulless kids of the Lesbian witches down the block, and not for your own good little Christians.
"RoomRocket"
The RoomRocket has the following text on its box:
"For those long, boring, bad-weather months of Winter when it's just impossible for rambunctious children to go outside and work off excess energy, now there's RoomRocket! RoomRocket teaches Newton's Laws and rocketry fundamentals to your little astronaut. An exact, scaled-down copy of a Russian-designed RPG-7, RoomRocket will give your shut-in child hours of excitement and fun. The launching tube ensures, provided RoomRocket is not aimed upward at too high an angle, that the child firing it will not itself be incinerated directly by its fiery backwash. (Other persons should leave the room -- and maybe the house -- before launch.) "
[Next: "ShoGo Stick."]
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 12/02/2006 04:20:26
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