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BigPapaSmurf
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Posted - 12/05/2006 :  08:20:12  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6209498.stm
Heres an article about how birds in the city modify their songs to defeat the noise pollution.

A caption on the picture,
"There are an estimated 1.7million great tit pairs in the UK"

So I guess that means only 1 in 13 women in the UK has great tits or at least a pair of them. Can any UKers confirm this?

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini

Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
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Posted - 12/05/2006 :  09:37:48   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message
Hmmmm. Seems the point of the story is that one Tit deserves another… A pair of Tits is optimal. Okay, I get that…

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

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Chippewa
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USA
1496 Posts

Posted - 12/05/2006 :  12:58:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Chippewa's Homepage Send Chippewa a Private Message
Hmmm....not sure of this. I propose further research. Since we're attempting to sending Kil to TAM5 perhaps we should also raise funds to send Chip to the UK to examine this from all angles.
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Dave W.
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USA
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Posted - 12/05/2006 :  13:43:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
Be careful, Chip, of the bearded tits.

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filthy
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Posted - 12/05/2006 :  13:57:34   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
Be on the lookout for Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6.



If you find her, ask her to call me......




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Chippewa
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Posted - 12/05/2006 :  16:30:31   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Chippewa's Homepage Send Chippewa a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by filthy

Be on the lookout for Eccentrica Gallumbits...


Has been seen driving this car! (Note the grill.)

* Yes, for grownups we are so sophomoric, me included - though those "bearded tits" posted by Dave are cute - yet in concept, very scary.
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Dr. Mabuse
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Sweden
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Posted - 12/05/2006 :  16:37:31   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by filthy

Be on the lookout for Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6.

Time to dig out a screen-shot from Total Recall. Lycia Naff captured my heart when she appeared in two Star Trek TNG episodes.

Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
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Siberia
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Brazil
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Posted - 12/05/2006 :  17:25:18   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.

Be careful, Chip, of the bearded tits.


So. cute.

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Dave W.
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USA
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Posted - 12/05/2006 :  20:18:10   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse

Lycia Naff captured my heart when she appeared in two Star Trek TNG episodes.
You're gonna bust Dixie!

For everyone, from Wikipedia,
Penduline Tit
Yellow-browed Tit
Sultan Tit
Blue Tit
Azure Tit
Yellow-breasted Tit
Crested Tit
Grey-crested Tit
Yellow-bellied Tit
Elegant Tit
Palawan Tit
Rufous-naped Tit or Black-breasted Tit
Rufous-vented Tit
Spot-winged Tit or Black-crested Tit
Coal Tit
White-browed Tit
Sombre Tit
Varied Tit
Daito Varied Tit
White-fronted Tit
Caspian Tit
Père David's Tit
Marsh Tit
Black-bibbed Tit
Willow Tit
Songar Tit
Siberian Tit
Carp's Tit
White-bellied Tit
White-shouldered Tit
White-winged Black Tit
Southern Black Tit
White-backed Tit
Dusky Tit
Rufous-bellied Tit
Cinnamon-breasted Tit
Red-throated Tit
Stripe-breasted Tit
Acacia Tit or Somali Tit
Miombo Tit
Ashy Tit
Southern Grey Tit
Yellow Tit
Yellow-cheeked Tit
Black-lored Tit
Great Tit
Japanese Tit
Turkestan Tit
Green-backed Tit
White-winged Tit
Emphasis mine, but don't ask why.

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Hawks
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Canada
1383 Posts

Posted - 12/05/2006 :  20:27:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Hawks's Homepage Send Hawks a Private Message
Dave W, please note the slightly redundant Yellow-breasted Tit.

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Dave W.
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USA
26001 Posts

Posted - 12/05/2006 :  20:36:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
What are you talking about, Hawks? We've got yellow-breasted, black-breasted, cinnamon-breasted and stripe-breasted tits.

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Dave W.
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USA
26001 Posts

Posted - 12/05/2006 :  20:38:14   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
Oh, but I missed one: Hume's Ground Tit. Hopefully, that's "ground" as in earth, and not "ground" as in meat.

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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2006 :  03:53:15   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Chippewa

quote:
Originally posted by filthy

Be on the lookout for Eccentrica Gallumbits...


Has been seen driving this car! (Note the grill.)

* Yes, for grownups we are so sophomoric, me included - though those "bearded tits" posted by Dave are cute - yet in concept, very scary.


Hmm, about a '53 or '54 Caddy ragtop. That ride is certainly elegent enough for the Best Bang since the Big One.



Tufted Titmouse -- what smarmy nincompoop names these things, anyway?




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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beskeptigal
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USA
3834 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2006 :  21:57:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send beskeptigal a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Chippewa

[Be on the lookout for Eccentrica Gallumbits...]

Has been seen driving this car! (Note the grill.)

* Yes, for grownups we are so sophomoric, me included - though those "bearded tits" posted by Dave are cute - yet in concept, very scary.


Those aren't grill tits, those are boy's phallics. You can tell by the fact it's a car.
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