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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 12/20/2006 : 01:19:11
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This old one's hilarious. From "The Onion," of course:
quote:
Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits
Dozens of eyewitness reports indicated that former vice president Al Gore deliberately attempted to raise the earth's temperature in order to boost box office receipts for An Inconvenient Truth, his documentary film about global warming that was released in May.
DESPERATE MEASURES
Former vice president Al Gore takes a flamethrower to the Ross Ice Shelf
in Antarctica to boost weekend ticket sales for An Inconvenient Truth.
"We have accounts from concerned citizens that Mr. Gore purchased a Cadillac Escalade SUV several months before [his film] opened in theaters," said Kimberly Blume, spokeswoman for the California-based environmental group Friends Of The Earth. "Not only did Mr. Gore use his new gas-guzzler to make short trips to the grocery store, he also left the vehicle running 24 hours a day in the driveway of his Tennessee home with the air-conditioning on full-blast."
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 12/20/2006 02:09:44
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 12/21/2006 : 02:24:42 [Permalink]
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Dang, B! January, 2001. They nailed that one, didn't they?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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