Posted - 01/19/2007 : 01:17:30
Historian Rips "The Fab Four" in tell-all book
New York City, January 19, 2007 (Glow-Wing Review$) -- In his newest expose, The Fabricated Four, revisionist historian Andre Kloddhopper takes on the Beatles. (Kloddhopper is the daring historian who has previously debunked the Pearl Harbor attack hoax and the Wright Brothers scam.)
Kloddhopper reveals that the music of the famous band was not the work of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr, but was written, composed, and performed by an identical foursome with the same names. And that revelation is just a warm-up for Kloddhopper.
"Of the eight proven Beatles, all of them were Master Masons," writes Kloddhopper. "Just think about that for a bit."
"There were at least two 'bands' of four Beatles," Kloddhopper maintains, "and probably several dozen sets."
A Masonic photog accidentally got a shot of two sets of Beatles.
The unlucky Royal Mail postman was ritually slain soon after.
Relying upon a vast array of photoanalysis, documentary evidence, and interviews with channelers, Kloddhopper step by step makes a strong case for his startling theories.
Did you know the Beatles caused both the sexual and Hippy revolutions? Kloddhopper knows. Did you now the Beatles were the only reason the US lost the Vietnam War? Kloddhopper is aware of this, and tells.
Were you cognizant of the fact that Brian Epstein, the Beatles' manager, was a Jew, a homosexual, a Master Mason, the Grand Master of the Illuminati, and a Reptiloid? Kloddhopper is certain of it, and passionately tells you as much in his book.
Brian Epstein, caught telepathically sending
progress reports to the Reptiloid homeworld.
Did it ever occur to you that Mark David Chapman and Yoko Ono were heroic members of a secret anti-Illuminati action team, and that they worked together to save humanity from the domination of the Reptiloids? That's just the kind of notion that occurs to Andre Kloddhopper, and if you buy his book, he'll happily share it with you.
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/22/2007 06:01:42