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Posted - 03/03/2007 :  10:33:21  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
Enterprise, Alabama, March 3, 2007 (PA) -- President Bush today shocked the nation with an announcement of a new program intended to support twisters and tornadoes.

Posing near the rubble of a high school where eight children were killed yesterday, the President praised the fortitude of the twister which caused the destruction. "This storm is a tough storm," Bush remarked. He looked around and chuckled, "Kinda looks like a metaphor for Iraq and my whole Presidency, don't it?"

Bush pledged that his Administration would continue to do all it could to support the chaotic climatic changes brought on as a result of the burning of fossil fuels. He also asked that public donations be sent to him at the White House, promising that every penny would be spent to help tornadoes.

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.

Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/03/2007 22:27:29
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