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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25805 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2017 :  09:42:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Guy Who Got a C on Constitutional-Amendment Paper GETS CONSTITUTION AMENDED. And now, 35 years later, his professor is arguing that he deserves an A+. "In light of the student's heroic efforts to prove the professor and T.A. wrong..."

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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13329 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2017 :  09:53:23   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

Guy Who Got a C on Constitutional-Amendment Paper GETS CONSTITUTION AMENDED. And now, 35 years later, his professor is arguing that he deserves an A+. "In light of the student's heroic efforts to prove the professor and T.A. wrong..."
How cool is that?

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25805 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2017 :  11:22:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Good Meeting:
What’s the most inappropriate thought you’ve ever had during a meeting? What if you said it aloud—and everyone else at the conference table did the same?

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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25805 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2017 :  12:03:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
New MST3K season premieres on Netflix on April 14th!!!

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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13329 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2017 :  18:19:50   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

New MST3K season premieres on Netflix on April 14th!!!
Woohoo!


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Genetic Literacy Project
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Minta Rooks
Spammer

17 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2017 :  08:20:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Minta Rooks a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Since we're talking about funny things. Who is your favorite comedian actress/actor? Mine is Jim Carrey.
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9644 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2017 :  07:25:12   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Minta Rooks

Since we're talking about funny things. Who is your favorite comedian actress/actor? Mine is Jim Carrey.

Now, that is really funny.


Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
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"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
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junge
New Member

United Kingdom
2 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2017 :  12:52:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit junge's Homepage Send junge a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I cannot post url here but I truly recommend an awesome video on YouTube called 'I am a virgin remix'. I almost died from laught watching it.

To want to, is to be able to.
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25805 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2017 :  05:33:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Journal accepts bogus paper requesting removal from mailing list:
An open-access “predatory” academic journal has accepted a bogus research paper submitted by an Australian computer scientist titled Get Me Off Your Fucking Mailing List.

The paper, originally written by American researchers David Mazières and Eddie Kohle in 2005, consisted of the title’s seven words repeated over and over again. It also featured helpful diagrams.
A "reviewer" said the paper needed more-recent references and some formatting changes. The submitter declined to pay $150 to have it actually published.

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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13329 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2017 :  08:15:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

Journal accepts bogus paper requesting removal from mailing list:
An open-access “predatory” academic journal has accepted a bogus research paper submitted by an Australian computer scientist titled Get Me Off Your Fucking Mailing List.

The paper, originally written by American researchers David Mazières and Eddie Kohle in 2005, consisted of the title’s seven words repeated over and over again. It also featured helpful diagrams.
A "reviewer" said the paper needed more-recent references and some formatting changes. The submitter declined to pay $150 to have it actually published.

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf

USA
1385 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2017 :  10:20:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit ThorGoLucky's Homepage Send ThorGoLucky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

Journal accepts bogus paper requesting removal from mailing list:
An open-access “predatory” academic journal has accepted a bogus research paper submitted by an Australian computer scientist titled Get Me Off Your Fucking Mailing List.

The paper, originally written by American researchers David Mazières and Eddie Kohle in 2005, consisted of the title’s seven words repeated over and over again. It also featured helpful diagrams.
A "reviewer" said the paper needed more-recent references and some formatting changes. The submitter declined to pay $150 to have it actually published.

Complete with charts and graphs!
http://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25805 Posts

Posted - 06/11/2017 :  18:10:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sure, it's from 13 years ago, but Playing Poker with Dick Cheney seems as apt as ever today, and includes many familiar names:
The Editors: We'll take three cards.

Dick Cheney: Give me one.

Sounds of cards being placed down, dealt, retrieved, and rearranged in hand. Non-commital noises, puffing of cigars.

TE: Fifty bucks.

DC: I'm in. Show 'em.

TE: Two pair, sevens and fives.

DC: Not good enough.

TE: What do you have?

DC: Better than that, that's for sure. Pay up.

TE: Can you show us your cards?

DC: Sure. One of them's a six.

TE: You need to show all your cards. That's the way the game is played.

Colin Powell: Ladies and gentlemen. We have accumulated overwhelming evidence that Mr. Cheney's poker hand is far, far better than two pair. Note this satellite photo, taken three minutes ago when The Editors went to get more chips. In it we clearly see the back sides of five playing cards, arranged in a poker hand. Defector reports have assured us that Mr. Cheney's hand was already well advanced at this stage. Later, Mr. Cheney drew only one card. Why only one card? Would a man without a strong hand choose only one card? We are absolutely convinced that Mr. Cheney has at least a full house.

Tim Russert: Wow. Colin Powell really hit a homerun for the Administration right there. A very powerful performance. My dad played a lot of poker in World War 2, and he taught me many things about life. Read my book.

TE: He's extremely good at Power Point. But we would like to see the cards, or else we can't really be sure he has anything to beat two pair. We don't think he would lie to us, but ... well, it is a very rich pot.

Jonah Goldberg: Liberal critics of Mr. Cheney's poker hand contend that "he doesn't have anything". Oh, really, liberal critics? Cheney has already showed them the six of clubs, and yet these liberals persist in saying he has "nothing". Why do liberals consider the six of clubs to be "nothing"? Is it because the six of clubs is black?

Matt Drudge: DRUDGE REPORT EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT THE DRUDGE REPORT
The Drudge Report has learned that Dick Cheney has a royal flush, hearts. Developing ...

TE: Perhaps if you could just show us a subset of your cards which beat 2 pair? Or tell us exactly what your hand is?

DC: We will show you our cards after we have collected the pot. It is important that things be done in this order, otherwise the foundation of our entire poker game will be destroyed.

TE: We aren't sure ...

DC: Very good. And here are my cards. A straight flush.

Judith Miller: Dick Cheney has revealed a straight flush, confirming his pre-collection claims about beating two pair.

TE: Those cards are of different suits. It's not a flush.

Mark Steyn: When will it end? Now liberal critics complain that Dick Cheney's cards are not all the same suit. Naturally, these are the same liberals who are always whining about a lack of diversity in higher education. It seems like segregation is OK with these liberals, as long as it damages Republicans.
Read the whole thing, of course.

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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf

USA
1385 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2017 :  08:47:34   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit ThorGoLucky's Homepage Send ThorGoLucky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Now liberal critics complain that Dick Cheney's cards are not all the same suit. Naturally, these are the same liberals who are always whining about a lack of diversity in higher education."

Ehehehehe!

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