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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 08/11/2009 : 16:31:37
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Washington, August 11 (SNN) -- A panel of top climatologists today urged a new approach to man-made global warming.
"Huge amounts of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gasses are emitted by radio and television commentators. These people expel these gasses for hours each day, even as they loudly deny anthrogenic global warming," said Dr. Georgi Piorgi, Chairman of Scientists Seriously Concerned About Gassy Talking Heads.
The panel urged Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly in particular to either exhale every breath into a collection device for later CO2 sequestration, or "better yet, simply stop breathing."
Limbaugh, sequestered (artist's rendering).
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2009 : 23:51:44 [Permalink]
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One can only hope that intubation reaches deep enough into the fat bastard's entrails to oxygenate his gallbladder and stem the gushers of bile that he daily vomits into his Clear Channel Communications microphone.
Would that some intrepid intern connect a tank of horse halothane to the other end of that tube and crank open the valve. How long to leave it on? Long enough! |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2009 : 07:02:21 [Permalink]
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| Geez, Mooner, Google is no help on this one at all, and I can't find anything with Google Earth that looks remotely like that... |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2009 : 08:55:19 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Geez, Mooner, Google is no help on this one at all, and I can't find anything with Google Earth that looks remotely like that...
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How about that? Neither yours nor bngbuck's guesses are anywhere near the mark.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Climatologists: Talk show hosts should save breath
