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Simon
SFN Regular
USA
1992 Posts |
 Posted - 08/21/2009 : 21:29:26
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Here.
Some of them I never heard of... Quite a funny read.
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Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Carl Sagan - 1996 |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 08/21/2009 : 22:44:43 [Permalink]
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That is some tasty skepticism!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
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Posted - 08/21/2009 : 23:00:27 [Permalink]
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| Cool stuff!! That page would have made a great Evil Pick. |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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Fani
New Member
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Posted - 08/21/2009 : 23:48:53 [Permalink]
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| LOL! I remember the Montauk Monster and the freezer Bigfoot but I had never seen the other ones. I guess when you have shows like Monster Quest on such otherwise credible channels like The History Channel, your going to get silliness like this. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 08/22/2009 : 03:13:51 [Permalink]
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I am familiar with all but one: the Moscow Monster. I missed the call on the Montock Monster due to a poorly positioned photo. I'd thought it was someone's escaped, pet capybera.
Good article. It's one of those that make you wonder; what next? 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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marfknox
SFN Die Hard
USA
3739 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2009 : 09:50:43 [Permalink]
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I really enjoyed reading this, even though I'd not heard about any of these monster stories before.
My favorite part:
When asked how they thought they were going to fake DNA evidence under intensive public scrutiny, the master magicians shrugged, mumbled something under their breath and only when pressed admitted that they had little to no understanding of what the word DNA meant.
“It's like one of those Jap cars, right?” Offered one con-artist, before jamming his finger so far up his nose it caused a mild seizure. |
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"Too much certainty and clarity could lead to cruel intolerance" -Karen Armstrong
Check out my art store: http://www.marfknox.etsy.com
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Simon
SFN Regular
USA
1992 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2009 : 12:04:40 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by marfknox
I really enjoyed reading this, even though I'd not heard about any of these monster stories before.
My favorite part:
When asked how they thought they were going to fake DNA evidence under intensive public scrutiny, the master magicians shrugged, mumbled something under their breath and only when pressed admitted that they had little to no understanding of what the word DNA meant.
“It's like one of those Jap cars, right?” Offered one con-artist, before jamming his finger so far up his nose it caused a mild seizure. |
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Glad you guys liked it.
My own favourite passage in the article is this one:
But experts took one quick look at the skeleton, and stated matter-of-factly that it was a beluga whale; there were no ifs, ands or buts - that's just what it was. When pressed for proof, they released a photo of a beluga skull alongside the Moscow Monster skull, then slapped their hands spastically against their chests and sarcastically went “dduuurrrr it a monsterrrrr hur hur.”
Because these particular theoretical scientists are total jerks.
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Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2009 : 08:59:39 [Permalink]
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Oh come on, the best line had to be:
it's jiggling, slimy mass seemed to grotesquely pulsate when confronted with a light source – much like Rush Limbaugh. |
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I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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