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filthy
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Posted - 04/14/2010 :  04:18:08  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nance Greggs picks up the gauntlet....

Link
Edited on Mon Apr-12-10 10:44 PM by NanceGreggs
So it’s the Teabaggers v the Sane. Alrighty, then, let’s do this.

But first, we have to get the ground rules straight.

Right off the bat, I think it imperative that we begin with a level playing field – and that field is gonna take a hell of a lot of leveling.

First off, you (the “Teabaggers”) have to stop griping about being called Teabaggers. You picked the name; we didn’t. The uniforms have already been delivered – and you’ll be wearing them. There’s no turning back now. (Next revolution, you might want to investigate the origins of your name, and perhaps choose more wisely).




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


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and Crypto-Communist!


Edited by - filthy on 04/14/2010 06:57:49

Fripp
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Posted - 04/14/2010 :  06:01:46   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Fripp a Private Message  Reply with Quote
EXCELLENT link. Thanks Filth. I've saved that article for possible future use.

"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only 2-meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! You have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?!?!"

"What? Oh, oh, 'just rebuild it'? Oh, real [bleep]ing original. And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole? You? You got an ATM on that torso LiteBrite?"
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moakley
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Posted - 04/14/2010 :  06:05:35   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send moakley a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well, we’ve done some fact-checking (something you’re unfamiliar with, but you can Google it for a full explanation of the exercise)
That's the one that rankles my hide. A simple how do you know stops many dead in their tracks. Regrettably I am related to some of them.

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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous
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Fripp
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Posted - 04/14/2010 :  06:08:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Fripp a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by moakley
Regrettably I am related to some of them.


Most likely, we all are. I also work with many of them. Most are otherwise nice, but severely fact-challenged.

"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only 2-meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! You have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?!?!"

"What? Oh, oh, 'just rebuild it'? Oh, real [bleep]ing original. And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole? You? You got an ATM on that torso LiteBrite?"
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filthy
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Posted - 04/14/2010 :  07:14:24   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It is said that: "you can't have your own facts." It is also said that: "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose."

The teabaggers are evidently trying to defy both of these pearls of wisdom.

Glad y'all are enjoying Nance as much as I.




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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