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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
 Posted - 02/27/2011 : 14:00:54
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Some retard broke a supersize jar of crazy. It's starting to give off a powerful stench already.
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The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2011 : 19:08:04 [Permalink]
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 02/28/2011 : 04:18:48 [Permalink]
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Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...) ~~ Adam Sandler
I'm assuming that this thread is in response to Dennis' latest foray into spastic blather and his thread has dissappeared in the usual manner. Thus, this one.
On the other hand, he promised that his was a "LAST POST," twice, so we may have lost him for good.
But probably not; SFN seems to attract him like a beetle to a bug-zapper. Just that by itself has an amusement value.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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sailingsoul
SFN Addict
2830 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2011 : 13:24:34 [Permalink]
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| Another piece of shit. SS |
There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2011 : 19:11:11 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
I'm assuming that this thread is in response to Dennis' latest foray into spastic blather and his thread has dissappeared in the usual manner. Thus, this one. |
Actually, I would much appreciate it if we could limit "Dennis sighting" posts to just this thread, rather than starting a new topic every time our clean-up efforts aren't as fast needed. We can even make this topic "sticky" so it won't get lost if we admins do a good job most of the time.| On the other hand, he promised that his was a "LAST POST," twice, so we may have lost him for good. |
I have hazy memories of seeing him write "FINAL POST" long before now. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2011 : 19:31:44 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Actually, I would much appreciate it if we could limit "Dennis sighting" posts to just this thread, rather than starting a new topic every time our clean-up efforts aren't as fast needed. We can even make this topic "sticky" so it won't get lost if we admins do a good job most of the time. |
I would be honored to have one of my posts be the official nutball sighting thread. Virtual immortality!
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The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2011 : 07:37:01 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by filthy
I'm assuming that this thread is in response to Dennis' latest foray into spastic blather and his thread has dissappeared in the usual manner. Thus, this one. |
Actually, I would much appreciate it if we could limit "Dennis sighting" posts to just this thread, rather than starting a new topic every time our clean-up efforts aren't as fast needed. We can even make this topic "sticky" so it won't get lost if we admins do a good job most of the time.| On the other hand, he promised that his was a "LAST POST," twice, so we may have lost him for good. |
I have hazy memories of seeing him write "FINAL POST" long before now.
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That ain't a bad idea. It would give the membership the opportunity to Non Sequitur the fucker to death, to the amusment of all.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2011 : 20:40:12 [Permalink]
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Return of the twit!
Looks like Dennis lied to us again. He's back....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13476 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2011 : 20:52:19 [Permalink]
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| He's gone again. Sorry... And yes. He lied. |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2011 : 21:00:11 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Kil
He's gone again. Sorry... And yes. He lied.
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Yeah, I know. But that doesn't mean that we can't have some fun at his expense.
Say, what time is it, anyway?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2011 : 22:15:11 [Permalink]
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What's to stop him from posting in this thread? 
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2011 : 22:31:59 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by H. Humbert
What's to stop him from posting in this thread?
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Nothing but his self-importance.
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2011 : 11:30:42 [Permalink]
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Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2011 : 16:28:58 [Permalink]
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He's back!
I didn't bother to read his meth-inspired post; they're all the same so why bother.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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| Edited by - filthy on 03/12/2011 16:37:51 |
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Clean-up on aisle four
