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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
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 Posted - 03/30/2012 : 11:08:08
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My latest satirey thingy, and astonishingly it doesn't have to do with homeopathy this time! It needs more "meat" but the basics are there.
http://harmonyorbs.com/
It's along the lines of my Prayer Powder satire, but this is the first time that I will actually offer something for sale. I have no illusion of making much if anything, but I'm having fun. Testimonials welcome with an associated 75X100 pixel image, thanks.
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Edited by - ThorGoLucky on 03/30/2012 11:08:42
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 03/30/2012 : 11:20:06 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by ThorGoLucky
My latest satirey thingy, and astonishingly it doesn't have to do with homeopathy this time! It needs more "meat" but the basics are there.
http://harmonyorbs.com/
It's along the lines of my Prayer Powder satire, but this is the first time that I will actually offer something for sale. I have no illusion of making much if anything, but I'm having fun. Testimonials welcome with an associated 75X100 pixel image, thanks. |
That's really rich, ThorGoLucky! Hey, they got quantum, I wantum! |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
1487 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2012 : 15:47:39 [Permalink]
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Quantum harmony quantum orbs FTW!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2012 : 20:38:29 [Permalink]
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| Do you happen to live near a golf course, Thor? |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
1487 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2012 : 15:37:38 [Permalink]
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To finally answer your question, Mooner, I grew up in a neighborhood that interlaced with a 9-hole golf course.
Anyway, the Harmony Orbs site has been further refined. No orders yet, but I did get a visitor who found it by searching for "Feng Shui orbs" so there is hope!
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13476 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2012 : 16:07:59 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by ThorGoLucky
To finally answer your question, Mooner, I grew up in a neighborhood that interlaced with a 9-hole golf course.
Anyway, the Harmony Orbs site has been further refined. No orders yet, but I did get a visitor who found it by searching for "Feng Shui orbs" so there is hope!
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2012 : 21:58:30 [Permalink]
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| You might want to add: "Somewhat less hazardous than Happy Fun Ball ®." |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/18/2012 : 05:35:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
You might want to add: "Somewhat less hazardous than Happy Fun Ball ®."
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Nah go more subtle, just have it manufactured by the same company...
Wacky Products Incorporated, and their parent compant Global Chemical United. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2012 : 05:39:04 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Originally posted by HalfMooner
You might want to add: "Somewhat less hazardous than Happy Fun Ball ®."
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Nah go more subtle, just have it manufactured by the same company...
Wacky Products Incorporated, and their parent compant Global Chemical Unlimited.
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2012 : 05:53:20 [Permalink]
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| Oops double post...really it was a comedy of errors, both figurative and literal! |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2012 : 06:10:17 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Originally posted by HalfMooner
You might want to add: "Somewhat less hazardous than Happy Fun Ball ®."
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Nah go more subtle, just have it manufactured by the same company...
Wacky Products Incorporated, and their parent compant Global Chemical Unlimited.
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Love it! |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Storm
SFN Regular
USA
708 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2012 : 14:28:37 [Permalink]
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| You mean they were not meant for suppositories? oops. this is crazy shit!!! better than those Holy Relics |
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podcat
Skeptic Friend
435 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2012 : 18:51:28 [Permalink]
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| Do not taunt Harmony Orb. :P |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
1487 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2012 : 09:36:35 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Storm
You mean they were not meant for suppositories? oops. this is crazy shit!!! better than those Holy Relics
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I credit John Ellis of the SkepTalk mailing list for the "need" of including that warning.
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podcat
Skeptic Friend
435 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2012 : 12:21:22 [Permalink]
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| "Do not use Harmony Orb for bowling". |
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Harmony Orbs
