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teched246
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Posted - 12/01/2012 :  12:19:06  Show Profile Send teched246 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
As many of you may know, I am an inquirer of possible conspiracies and throughout my research into these matters I have encountered agents working for secret societies and various clandestine networks. These agents come in many forms i.e assassins, intel gatherers, etc. In paticular, the most dangerous of these agents are shills and propogadists. What Im about to reveal in this thread, many of you may find upsetting and disturbing, as it involves one of the beloved skeptics on this very website. It is with a heavy heart that I must unveil a possible judice in our midst, so here goes:


There is a possibility that David Gluck, alias "Kil"....... is a freemason.

Now if you feel a sudden apprehension please try to keep calm -- it means that you're still sane and normal. I understand that news of this magnitude can be traumatizing but just try to follow me on this.
Think for a second and ask yourself how well you know this individual, David Gluck; ask yourself if he can really be trusted. On his profile there is a picture of him standing next to Christopher Hitchens, a known member of the Fabian Society (a socialist movement of which many notable thinkers of the 20th century were privy, like Aldous Huxely). His association with a known fabian member cannot be overlooked, and Gluck's random encounter with him is grounds for inquiry into both the motives behind his vehement cynicism that he passes off as skepticism and the validity of his stated occupation (a finish carpenter - possible code for mason).

According to his profile he resides in Santa Monica, California, however, how can we be sure that he is an american citizen? Could his occupation also be code for "finnish carpenter" (in which case he could actually be from Finland and was secretly brought into this country by other freemasons for whatever nefarious agenda)?

Can David Gluck furnish a BIRTH CERTIFICATE confirming that he is in fact an american born finish carpenter (rather than a finnish carpenter)? This should also be a cause for alarm for many of you american voters seeing as how it could be unconstitutional if he were to ever run for presidency and win. And consider this, if Gluck does in fact furnish a birth certificate, how can we be sure that it's not a forgery? There are many factors that you fellow skeptics ought to take into account.

Also, in case anyone here is planning on taking legal action against me for libel, I have already consulted with my 500 dollar an hour lawyer who has assured me that im in the safe here. The symbol on his office door was a compass with a "G" in the middle of it, and for some strange reason I felt that I had found the right place.


"For all things have been baptized in the well of eternity and are beyond good
and evil; and good and evil themselves are but intervening shadows and damp
depressions and drifting clouds.Verily, it is a blessing and not a blasphemy
when I teach: ‘Over all things stand the heaven Accident, the heaven
Innocence, the heaven Chance, the heaven Prankishness." -Nietzsche

Edited by - teched246 on 12/01/2012 16:57:49

Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
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Posted - 12/01/2012 :  13:05:47   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Awesome! I can't thank you enough for the above post, teched246. You have made my day!

Don't worry. I will not sue you. The OP of this thread makes me way too happy to even consider suing you.




Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9675 Posts

Posted - 12/01/2012 :  15:05:11   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
This is hilariously funny!

Keep up the good work!

(By the way, shouldn't you have started this thread in the humour folder?)

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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard

USA
4574 Posts

Posted - 12/01/2012 :  17:21:21   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Definitely satire. Too well written to be from a legitimate loon. This skeptic isn't fooled.


"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
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sailingsoul
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Posted - 12/01/2012 :  17:38:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send sailingsoul a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse

This is hilariously funny!

Keep up the good work!

(By the way, shouldn't you have started this thread in the humour folder?)

As far as conspiracy theories goes how is this any different? If you think about it they usually are funny. This one's more so and over the top with it's personnel touch. Thank you teched246 for the head's up.

As for you Kil,,, from now on "I'm gonna be watching you".

There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS
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Boron10
Religion Moderator

USA
1265 Posts

Posted - 12/01/2012 :  17:41:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Boron10 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
teched246, you are 4 months early with this one....
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 12/01/2012 :  18:29:22   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Love it, teched246! Especially the part about demanding a valid birth certificate to prove Kil's profession. Like ants or bees, we are, after all, born into our professions. (My own birth certificate says "Drone.")

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf

USA
1457 Posts

Posted - 12/01/2012 :  18:57:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit ThorGoLucky's Homepage Send ThorGoLucky a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26007 Posts

Posted - 12/01/2012 :  23:23:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by teched246

...a possible judice in our midst...
WTF is a "judice?"

I'm very glad you posted this, though. It suggests that the other wild conspiracy theories you've posted here are just satire that has been too subtle for me. I'm relieved to learn that you're a Poe.

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the_ignored
SFN Addict

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Posted - 12/02/2012 :  04:19:35   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send the_ignored a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

Originally posted by teched246

...a possible judice in our midst...
WTF is a "judice?"

I'm very glad you posted this, though. It suggests that the other wild conspiracy theories you've posted here are just satire that has been too subtle for me. I'm relieved to learn that you're a Poe.

Judice is the sister of Jaundice.

>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
>
> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
>
> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.

What brought that on? this. Original posting here.

Another example of this guy's lunacy here.
Edited by - the_ignored on 12/02/2012 04:20:05
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

3192 Posts

Posted - 12/03/2012 :  05:58:43   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Kil

Awesome! I can't thank you enough for the above post, teched246. You have made my day!

Don't worry. I will not sue you. The OP of this thread makes me way too happy to even consider suing you.






Gee Whiz Kil, I am sooo jealous of you I have got to get out there and get my picture taken with more questionable types I guess.

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13463 Posts

Posted - 12/03/2012 :  09:57:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf

Originally posted by Kil

Awesome! I can't thank you enough for the above post, teched246. You have made my day!

Don't worry. I will not sue you. The OP of this thread makes me way too happy to even consider suing you.






Gee Whiz Kil, I am sooo jealous of you I have got to get out there and get my picture taken with more questionable types I guess.


Here I am with fellow (now deceased) fabian member. Of course, the photo is "random." You can tell it's "random" by where we are standing.



Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

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teched246
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123 Posts

Posted - 12/04/2012 :  00:00:25   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send teched246 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I don't see what's so funny about all of this.

What kind of maniacs stand in front of a door with a sign on it that says "Caution. Do not stand in front of doors". Is it possible that they subscribe to the satanic philosophy "Do as thou wilt". This would be typical of someone with a luciferian mindset...a bloodthirsty, human sacrificing, luciferian mindset. I don't blame you guys for not picking up on this; you'd have to be trained in demonology and stuff.

Was David Gluck smuggled into the United States of America from Finland after World War II -- along with the Nazis -- by fellow freemasons who are freemasonically freemasonic in their freemasonically dark freemasonic craft of freemasonic freemasanory which is freemasonically freemasonic in it's freemasonic nature? If you couldn't follow all of that it's because you're not versed in the atlantean mysteries that atlanteanly date back to the atlantean Atlantis, and are freemasonically kept in freemasonic secrecy for the freemasonic purpose of freemasonically preventing an atlantean awakening from the freemasonically freemasonic matrix...and stuff.

In the case of his american citizenship he can simply have an american birth certificate stamped by Finish authorities in big bold letters: "Not Born in Finland". And to add emphasis, the seal of approval should include "Was also not involved in human trafficking ring operating out of the Himalayas". How would the finnish authorities have any knowledge of a crime ring out in the Himalayas? I don't know, but maybe Gluck can clue us in.

But if he's really serious about clearing his name of any and all freemasonry he could simply have a televised palm reading with a trained psychic to determine if he is who he says he is. I would've gone the route of polygraph tests but those aren't too reliable these days.

I have a right to ask questions. I spend good money in the SFN store. Do you know how many SFN bibs and baby suits I buy annually for my polygamous UFO cult? Im entitled to answers...answers that aren't freemasonically dark freemasonic lies that freemasonically obscure the atlantean truth about the freemasonic chokehold that freemasonic freemasons have had this once atlantean planet in for the past 50-60 thousand freemasonic years...and stuff.


"For all things have been baptized in the well of eternity and are beyond good
and evil; and good and evil themselves are but intervening shadows and damp
depressions and drifting clouds.Verily, it is a blessing and not a blasphemy
when I teach: ‘Over all things stand the heaven Accident, the heaven
Innocence, the heaven Chance, the heaven Prankishness." -Nietzsche
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26007 Posts

Posted - 12/04/2012 :  12:34:42   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh, now you're just being obvious.

"teched" has six letters. Two plus four equals six. And then there's that six on the end of your handle. That makes three sixes. What else is there three of? "And stuff." And we all know that the abbreviation for "polygamous UFO cult" ("PUFOC") is an ancient micronesian word meaning "gerbil." Your disrespectful refusal to capitalize "American" is also noted. But the really prominent clue is this:
...along with the Nazis -- by fellow freemasons who are freemasonically...
If it's too hard for some to see, I'll highlight the important parts:
...alOng with the Nazis -- By fellow freemAsons who are freeMasonicAlly...
So am I correct that you want to help Satan bring about the destruction of the U.S.A. by gerbil-stuffing the President, who you think is - deep down inside - a Nazi?

I'm Just Asking Questions, here...

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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