• Chapter 1, part 1, in which Will inexplicably follows in the style of the terrible decisions that have gone before



• Chapter 1, part 2, in which we immediately give up on all reasoned morality



• Chapter 2, in which the villainous Peter Wiggin fails to be as horrifying as our hero



• Chapter three, which is much less terrible than previous chapters, or maybe I'm just getting inured to it all



• Chapter four, in which Ender Wiggin becomes the blatant reader-fantasy-insert



• Chapter five, in which Ender SHOWS THEM ALL and Will says 'whatever' a lot



• Chapter six, part one, in which ZERO GRAVITY RACISM saves the day



• Chapter seven, part one, in which we just don't understand Ender's FEELINGS



• Chapter seven, part two, in which everyone gets naked



• Chapter seven, part three, in which middle schoolers are just too old to keep up with the young folks



• Chapter eight, part one, in which Jjjjeeeewwwwwws



• Chapter eight, part two, in which things are very briefly not awful



• Chapter nine, part one, in which blogs are taken seriously



• Chapter nine, part two, in which alternative interpretations abound



• Chapter ten, in which Ender rejects redemption and loses his boyfriend



• Chapter eleven, in which we get down to the WINNING



• Chapter twelve, in which Our Hero gets his second kill



• Chapter thirteen, part one, in which Ender tells the truth



• Chapter thirteen, part two, in which Graff ruins everything again



• Chapter fourteen, part one, in which Mazer Rackham doesn't replace Graff soon enough



• Chapter fourteen, part two, in which the plan works perfectly



• Chapter fifteen, in which the victims blame themselves



• Introduction, in which we contemplate empathy

• Chapter one, part one, in which nothing ever changes



• Chapter one, part two, in which species is decided by vote



• Chapter one, part three, in which Pipo makes a lot of bad decisions



• Chapter two, in which the galaxy revolves around Ender



• Chapter three, in which Novinha ruins science over her boyfriend

...Card successfully predicted big-name bloggers, sockpuppets, the end of the USSR, and the continued popularity of vitriolic jingoism. He completed failed to predict facebook, lolcats, upvotes, or blog deconstructions. I think we all know which have had a bigger impact on the social role of the internet in the world.

So this post is a week late because I thought I forgot my book at home while in Hawaii, and only discovered too late that I had actually packed it more securely and secretly than I remembered.