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Thrinaxodon
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 Posted - 01/14/2014 : 16:19:00
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>IN HELL
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THE SMITHSONIAN HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY SHUT DOWN; AFTER YEARS OF ULTIMATE SUPPRESSION OF THE TRUTH, THAT MAN IS AS OLD AS THE FROGS.
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"WIPPY," SAID A WILY THRINAXODON; WHOM WENT WENT BANANAS AFTER HEARING THE BIG GUNS WENT BANKRUPT.
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R. DAWKINS; SPOKESMAN FOR THE SMITHSONIAN, IS BEING SUED FOR FIVE MMMMMMILION DOLLARS.
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THRINAXODON HAS BEEN AWARDED 5,000 DOLLARS, AFTER REPORTING THE CRIMES THE SMITHSONIAN HAS DONE.
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THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE:
THOMAS AQUINAS;
ALDOUS HUXLEY;
BOB CASANVOVA;
SkyEyes;
DAVID IAIN GRIEG;
MARK ISAAK;
JOHN HARSHAM;
RICHARD NORMAN;
DR. DOOLITTLE;
CHARLES DARWIN;
MARK HORTON;
ERIK SIMPSON;
HYPATIAB7;
PAUL J. GANS;
JILLERY;
WIKI TRIK;
THRINAXODON;
PETER NYIKOS;
RON OKIMOTO;
JOHN S. WILKINS
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THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A
HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT
THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD
TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY
FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep
people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS
SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That
is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO
BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.
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THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.
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