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| Posted - 11/24/2006 :  16:12:14   [Permalink]     
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| Two boys in northern Minnesota have gone missing from the Red Lake Indian Reservation.  Searchers are looking for them.  That's a Chippewa tribe that lives there.  Hope the kids turn up okay.  It's cold up there. 
 
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| Posted - 11/26/2006 :  01:16:08   [Permalink]       
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| quote:HalfMooner's signature:
 "Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology." - me
 
 
 Like it. I always thought the original should read: "Any technology is distinguishable from magic" - science.
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|  Posted - 11/26/2006 :  13:21:34   [Permalink]     
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| quote:How about: "Any magic that actually works is technology"?Originally posted by Hawks
 
 
 quote:HalfMooner's signature:
 "Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology." - me
 
 
 Like it. I always thought the original should read: "Any technology is distinguishable from magic" - science.
 
 
 
 
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|  Posted - 12/10/2006 :  09:08:15   [Permalink]     
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| In a couple of weeks, I might have a gig. The energy company that my son-in-law contracts to wants someone to edit technical manuals and he's put my name forth -- Oh God, kill me now! There is no duller reading than a freakin' tech manual! 
 And I hate editors! I hate editors and now I'm apt to become one.....
  
 On the other hand, the money's a lot better that any I have ever made with the pen, so I guess I could swallow my utter loathing, along with my pride, and enjoy a little prosperity for a change. And if they need a full re-write (in collaboration with the author[s], I assume), the money will be a lot better!
 
 It's not full time; just when I'm needed, but I'm told that there are quite a few of these things to do and more being produced all the time.
 
 Nothing is set in stone yet. I'll need to do a couple to show that I know how to spel and grammeratize, but I ain't worried none 'bout that.
 
 Fucking tech manuals! Somebody shoot me....
 
 
  
 
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| Posted - 12/10/2006 :  14:38:50   [Permalink]       
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| I finally got the paper-work from the health-authority about the sub-sonic vibrations in my apartment: A partial victory. They state that the Condo-board haven't done enough to either fix the problem, or shown that there isn't a problem to begin with.
 
 To prove that there isn't a problem to begin with, they need to get a company to install a seismograph and analyse the vibrations. That will cost the board about $3500. If they calculate the write-off and that the ventilation fan is closing the end of it's life-time, it will probably be cheaper to replace the unit altogether. However, given the size of the ego of the chairman, I expect her to order the seismograph just to prove she's right.
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| Posted - 12/10/2006 :  16:20:24   [Permalink]     
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| First, good for you, Fil.  About time you had some honest work to teach you some discipline.  And don't forget to cut and cut and cut!  If you even imagine a sentence, paragraph, or chapter is too long, it is.  Chop it and you'll never miss it.  (This advice from someone who's failed to heed the same suggestion from you.)  And unless the subject matter is actively evil, you should feel proud of making yourself some money by writing, Fil.  No harm being a writing whore, so long as you're a good one.  Been there, done that, no regrets.  Use protection, and no diseases get transmitted. 
 And Mab, I'm glad the problem is getting resolved, one way or the other.  I tend to like the seismograph idea best, just because then some interesting science gets done.  But either way, you stand to be rid of that subsonic vibration at last!
 
 
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|  Posted - 12/11/2006 :  01:47:57   [Permalink]     
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| quote:Well, that is good news I'll guess.Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
 
 I finally got the paper-work from the health-authority about the sub-sonic vibrations in my apartment:
 A partial victory. They state that the Condo-board haven't done enough to either fix the problem, or shown that there isn't a problem to begin with.
 
 To prove that there isn't a problem to begin with, they need to get a company to install a seismograph and analyse the vibrations. That will cost the board about $3500. If they calculate the write-off and that the ventilation fan is closing the end of it's life-time, it will probably be cheaper to replace the unit altogether. However, given the size of the ego of the chairman, I expect her to order the seismograph just to prove she's right.
 
 Lets hope they trow out that old thing with out anymore fuss.
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|  Posted - 12/11/2006 :  03:42:11   [Permalink]     
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| quote:Indeed, as these things are seldom composed by writers, I'd expect to do a lot of cutting. People ever tend to use overkill in expressing themselves in print. Of course, I won't be writing the final draft unless assigned it. I'll merely be suggesting corrections for the author to make.Originally posted by HalfMooner
 
 First, good for you, Fil.  About time you had some honest work to teach you some discipline.  And don't forget to cut and cut and cut!  If you even imagine a sentence, paragraph, or chapter is too long, it is.  Chop it and you'll never miss it.  (This advice from someone who's failed to heed the same suggestion from you.)  And unless the subject matter is actively evil, you should feel proud of making yourself some money by writing, Fil.  No harm being a writing whore, so long as you're a good one.  Been there, done that, no regrets.  Use protection, and no diseases get transmitted.
 
 And Mab, I'm glad the problem is getting resolved, one way or the other.  I tend to like the seismograph idea best, just because then some interesting science gets done.  But either way, you stand to be rid of that subsonic vibration at last!
 
 
 
 
 
 (And had better make, damn' well told, if the miserable, little ink-worm wants to get published! Aha! I've an editor's mindset already, haven't I? Next I'll be shouting, "Drivel!" as I hurl the weeks and months of some poor bastard's labor at the trashcan).
 
 "The extent that the Editor must use his Skills is decided entirely by how well the Writer displays his Art." Don't know who said that, but I'm sure somebody must have.
 
 I'd like to see a seismograph in action, but I'm sure that go-ahead-and-replace-the-fucker option will be more convenient. Luck with it, Doc!
 
 
  
 
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|  Posted - 12/11/2006 :  05:44:57   [Permalink]           
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| quote:Originally posted by filthy
 
 
 quote:Indeed, as these things are seldom composed by writers, I'd expect to do a lot of cutting. People ever tend to use overkill in expressing themselves in print. Of course, I won't be writing the final draft unless assigned it. I'll merely be suggesting corrections for the author to make.Originally posted by HalfMooner
 
 First, good for you, Fil.  About time you had some honest work to teach you some discipline.  And don't forget to cut and cut and cut!  If you even imagine a sentence, paragraph, or chapter is too long, it is.  Chop it and you'll never miss it.  (This advice from someone who's failed to heed the same suggestion from you.)  And unless the subject matter is actively evil, you should feel proud of making yourself some money by writing, Fil.  No harm being a writing whore, so long as you're a good one.  Been there, done that, no regrets.  Use protection, and no diseases get transmitted.
 
 And Mab, I'm glad the problem is getting resolved, one way or the other.  I tend to like the seismograph idea best, just because then some interesting science gets done.  But either way, you stand to be rid of that subsonic vibration at last!
 
 
 
 
 
 (And had better make, damn' well told, if the miserable, little ink-worm wants to get published! Aha! I've an editor's mindset already, haven't I? Next I'll be shouting, "Drivel!" as I hurl the weeks and months of some poor bastard's labor at the trashcan).
 
 "The extent that the Editor must use his Skills is decided entirely by how well the Writer displays his Art." Don't know who said that, but I'm sure somebody must have.
 
 I'd like to see a seismograph in action, but I'm sure that go-ahead-and-replace-the-fucker option will be more convenient. Luck with it, Doc!
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
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|  Posted - 12/11/2006 :  06:23:58   [Permalink]     
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| Thanks.... Da filth'll give it his best shot. 
 I don't know if there's any competition for the job -- only found out about it the other day when my son-in-law told me I'd applied. We shall see....
 
 I'm excited about it. If I get it, just think of all the deadlines I can miss (like Adams, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by) and people I can piss off with impunity. So it's not just the money, you see.
  
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|  Posted - 12/11/2006 :  12:32:39   [Permalink]       
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| quote:Well... Since my girlfriend cannot stay in the apartment more than 3 hours each day (she's been sleeping at her father's house since mid-June), we want the piece of shit replaced as soon as possible so she can move back home.Originally posted by filthy
 I'd like to see a seismograph in action, but I'm sure that go-ahead-and-replace-the-fucker option will be more convenient. Luck with it, Doc!
 
 
 
 Science in all its glory, but I'd rather not bring in the seismograph. The rest of the board are physics-laymen and would probably not understand anyway. Money talks though, and given the expense, or the possibility of the same expense and some more expense, I hope to convince them to take the easy (and probably the most economic) way out.
 
 Now, the story has taken an interesting turn:
 The president of the condo-board, the old hag who's been most opposed to any action what-so-ever, laid down and died this saturday. A bit unexpected, I knew she wasn't feeling well of late, but I had no idea this would happen.
 To be honest, I don't mourn her passing.
  
 This presents us with an interesting situation. First of all, as vice-president, I get promoted to the presidency of the board. Secondly, I don't know if she has turned in any objection to the Health Departement. If she hasn't, the desicion of the Health Department will default in my favour because the board will not have time for a meeting to process the objection before the time limit is up.
 I will also preside over a board in an errand where I am an opposing part. I will probably have to hand my place over to a third person temporarily.
 My most vocal opponent is gone. That's a good thing. Now all I need is some legal representation as I demand restitution for the months that my girlfriend hasn't been able to live at home. With a little luck, just the threat of court will make them uneasy. And my demand for restitution will be tempered. I will claim that I could demand for my physical discomfort and my girlfriends health-problems. We both have doctor's journals and meds-prescription to show for. But I will offer to accept just discount on her half of the rent for the time she couldn't live in the apartment.
 Present them with a worst case scenario and from there offer them a win-win situation.
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|  Posted - 12/11/2006 :  13:11:40   [Permalink]     
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| Hmm. The thought occurs: a stragically placed wrench might solve the problem quickly and entirely -- but that is wicked and evil, and I don't reccommend it!!!  
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|  Posted - 12/12/2006 :  02:37:55   [Permalink]     
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| quote:Originally posted by Starman
 
 Lets hope they trow out that old thing with out anymore fuss.
 
 quote:Just to clarify, I was talking about the fan...Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
 
 Now, the story has taken an interesting turn:
 The president of the condo-board, the old hag who's been most opposed to any action what-so-ever, laid down and died this saturday. A bit unexpected, I knew she wasn't feeling well of late, but I had no idea this would happen.
 To be honest, I don't mourn her passing.
  
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| quote:Originally posted by Starman
 
 
 quote:Originally posted by Starman
 
 Lets hope they trow out that old thing with out anymore fuss.
 
 quote:Just to clarify, I was talking about the fan...Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
 
 Now, the story has taken an interesting turn:
 The president of the condo-board, the old hag who's been most opposed to any action what-so-ever, laid down and died this saturday. A bit unexpected, I knew she wasn't feeling well of late, but I had no idea this would happen.
 To be honest, I don't mourn her passing.
  
  
 
   
 
  
 
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 "If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
 
 
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|  Posted - 12/12/2006 :  12:32:35   [Permalink]       
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| quote:I've entertained that idea, but it falls on two facts:Originally posted by filthy
 
 Hmm. The thought occurs: a stragically placed wrench might solve the problem quickly and entirely -- but that is wicked and evil, and I don't reccommend it!!!
  
 
 First, even a creationist would recognise cause-and-effect, and realise which intelligent agent was behind the wrench.
 Secondly, I have to force a locked door to get to it, and the hatch and ladder I have to use to get to that door will be plainly visible in the corridoor during the entire event.
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