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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 12/05/2006 : 06:52:01
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Some people should not be allowed to breed: quote:
Drunk infant dropped off at hospital
By The Denver Post
Article Last Updated:12/04/2006 08:13:08 PM MST
A 2-month-old girl was hospitalized in Colorado Springs Sunday with a blood-alcohol level more than four times the legal limit for an adult driver.
The infant was taken to Memorial Hospital with a blood-alcohol level of 0.364 percent and was being treated in the intensive-care unit.
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"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
 Posted - 12/05/2006 : 08:27:42 [Permalink]
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A vee drop of whiskey in the milk-formula to calm the little baby down?
Or did she find her parent's stash of Chockolate Burbon Balls(tm)? |
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
800 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2006 : 19:39:31 [Permalink]
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Did anyone else waste precious millions of microseconds wondering what the cryptic thread title was about?
OK, I'm the only one dumb enough to look for deeper meanings in typos...
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John's just this guy, you know. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2006 : 20:07:02 [Permalink]
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You're not the only one, John. Your post prompted me to get off my butt and... well... do this.
Duh. I couldn't even figure out what "typo" you were talking about until I did that. |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13476 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2006 : 20:09:14 [Permalink]
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| I think it's rather poetic, even if I don't know what it means. Even filthy's typos are above par... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2006 : 21:07:26 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Kil
I think it's rather poetic, even if I don't know what it means. Even filthy's typos are above par...
I thought it might have been an award given out by some Catholic school--"Our Mother of the Paddle and Tear."
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2006 : 03:22:13 [Permalink]
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I was kicking myself for making such a dumb (and uncorrectable) mistake, but then got to thinking about it.....
Heh, ain't it a shame when the title's of more interest than the text?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2006 : 06:11:22 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
...uncorrectable...
No, you should be able to fix the subject line yourself, since you wrote the OP. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2006 : 06:22:26 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
quote:
Originally posted by filthy
...uncorrectable...
No, you should be able to fix the subject line yourself, since you wrote the OP.
Can? Well, too late now -- everybody's started to have fun with it, and it is sort'a poignant.
But I'll try it next time.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2006 : 06:39:09 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Heh, ain't it a shame when the title's of more interest than the text?
Sort of like titles for Onion articles. I have laughed out loud at the titles of some and still quit reading about half way through. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2006 : 09:40:04 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by moakley
quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Heh, ain't it a shame when the title's of more interest than the text?
Sort of like titles for Onion articles. I have laughed out loud at the titles of some and still quit reading about half way through.
Ah, you've read a lot of my stuff then?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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