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HalfMooner
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Philippines
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Posted - 09/07/2007 :  03:27:48  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
This one is based upon artwork in "The Empty Tomb," but the text is roughly inspired by the plot of "Dark Dungeons," Chick's loony attack on the "Satanic" Dungeons & Dragons game. It's one of the most-spoofed of all Chick Tracts, and I had to try my hand on it, with a twist.

I kept it very short.

Enjoy. I hope.








Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 09/08/2007 17:10:20

maledoro
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Posted - 09/07/2007 :  14:55:24   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit maledoro's Homepage Send maledoro a Private Message  Reply with Quote

"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."

-John Cale
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JEROME DA GNOME
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Posted - 09/07/2007 :  18:31:43   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send JEROME DA GNOME a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by maledoro




I am not trying to be mean.

Your avatar gives me a seizure.

Many will tell you I am in a constant state of seizure; but your avatar increases the severity.



What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell
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maledoro
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Posted - 09/08/2007 :  04:07:15   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit maledoro's Homepage Send maledoro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME
I am not trying to be mean.

Your avatar gives me a seizure.

Many will tell you I am in a constant state of seizure; but your avatar increases the severity.

Well, I'd hate for you to blow up Earth over my avatar (nevermind that it blocks your view of Venus). I had notified one of the admins requesting that he would replace it with another.

In the meanwhile, I give you this gift of peace:



"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."

-John Cale
Edited by - maledoro on 09/08/2007 04:07:59
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
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Posted - 09/08/2007 :  05:54:05   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
maledoro, I find you avatar very distracting, and possibly some kind of subliminal Illuminatus mind-control propaganda. But I like those kinds of things.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 09/08/2007 05:54:54
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maledoro
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Posted - 09/08/2007 :  06:52:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit maledoro's Homepage Send maledoro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by HalfMooner

maledoro, I find you avatar very distracting, and possibly some kind of subliminal Illuminatus mind-control propaganda. But I like those kinds of things.

Well, before you out me as One Of Them, I had already put in a request to an admin to change it to a new avatar.

I apologize to those with headaches, ADD, ADHD, the paranoid (whom are out to get me), and others who were greatly offended by my avatar.


"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."

-John Cale
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Siberia
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Brazil
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Posted - 09/08/2007 :  08:07:28   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by maledoro

Originally posted by HalfMooner

maledoro, I find you avatar very distracting, and possibly some kind of subliminal Illuminatus mind-control propaganda. But I like those kinds of things.

Well, before you out me as One Of Them, I had already put in a request to an admin to change it to a new avatar.

I apologize to those with headaches, ADD, ADHD, the paranoid (whom are out to get me), and others who were greatly offended by my avatar.



Well, I like it...

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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JEROME DA GNOME
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Posted - 09/08/2007 :  08:35:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send JEROME DA GNOME a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by maledoro

Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME
I am not trying to be mean.

Your avatar gives me a seizure.

Many will tell you I am in a constant state of seizure; but your avatar increases the severity.

Well, I'd hate for you to blow up Earth over my avatar (nevermind that it blocks your view of Venus). I had notified one of the admins requesting that he would replace it with another.

In the meanwhile, I give you this gift of peace:





Thanks for the cheese. Maybe a PM would have been better. It was just that the chance to publicly insult myself was too great. Sorry.


What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell
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pleco
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USA
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Posted - 09/08/2007 :  08:40:16   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit pleco's Homepage Send pleco a Private Message  Reply with Quote
...Jesus was talking a crap


?

Very funny as usual.

by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart.
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maledoro
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66 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2007 :  09:57:43   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit maledoro's Homepage Send maledoro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Siberia

Originally posted by maledoro
Well, before you out me as One Of Them, I had already put in a request to an admin to change it to a new avatar.

I apologize to those with headaches, ADD, ADHD, the paranoid (whom are out to get me), and others who were greatly offended by my avatar.



Well, I like it...

Thank you! Perhaps we should have a poll?



"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."

-John Cale
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maledoro
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Posted - 09/08/2007 :  10:03:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit maledoro's Homepage Send maledoro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME
Thanks for the cheese. Maybe a PM would have been better. It was just that the chance to publicly insult myself was too great. Sorry.

Well, you needed the practice.


"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."

-John Cale
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2007 :  17:13:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by pleco

...Jesus was talking a crap


?

Very funny as usual.
Yeah, he was distracted because he was talking some shit. He do be talking some shit.

(Thanks, fixing it!)


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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