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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 09/10/2007 : 09:57:04
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This grim tale is based upon "That Crazy Guy!" If the mood of my spoof seems unutterably dark in its "humor," consider the original source from which it springs. It would be difficult to be crueler than "That Crazy Guy!"
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[Edited: Moved all images to local hosting.]
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 08/14/2009 17:26:36
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maledoro
Skeptic Friend
66 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2007 : 13:22:10 [Permalink]
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Poor Susan!
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"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2007 : 17:42:30 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by maledoro
Poor Susan!
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Pity anyone who read the original, "That Crazy Guy!" and believed it. Susan presumably used the condoms that Ms. Damien gave her, but her single experience of sex gave her gonorrhea and AIDS! (I seem to recall that when that tract was updated some years back, Chick gleefully added AIDS.) And the doctor's comments are devastatingly cruel, as bad in the original as in the spoof.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2007 : 03:41:05 [Permalink]
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Special bonus image: Golden Jackal.
(Canis aureus Linnaeus)
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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tomk80
SFN Regular
Netherlands
1278 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2008 : 06:43:08 [Permalink]
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| Great one Halfmooner. |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2008 : 07:38:52 [Permalink]
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The sad (or good) part is, I actually believed this was a real Chick tract up until the golden jackal bit. I didn't realize it was a spoof until then.
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"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Simon
SFN Regular
USA
1992 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2008 : 08:13:30 [Permalink]
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| That was really good! And not so far from the original, just more honest. |
Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2008 : 02:36:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Siberia
The sad (or good) part is, I actually believed this was a real Chick tract up until the golden jackal bit. I didn't realize it was a spoof until then.
Tells one a lot about Chick, eh?
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Hehe. I thank Poe's Law for that. Without the Golden Jackal, it pretty much would have been a Chick Tract.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2008 : 05:39:13 [Permalink]
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Heh, not bad, not bad at all.
Mail-order chiropractor/preacher = double fraud.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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"That Phony Doc!" tract spoof
