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HalfMooner
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Posted - 03/21/2008 :  20:26:45  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Historic Mall is Burning into the Night

Bloomington, Minnesota, March 21, 2008 (MP) -- The famous Mall of America is still aflame after tonight's violent riot. Thousands of atheists, Darwinists, agnostics, moderate Christians, secularists and Humanists descended upon the Mall with torches this evening. Last night at the Mall of America, biology professor PZ Myers had been denied entrance to a preview screening of Ben Stein's anti-evolution film, "Expelled."


Asked why she was setting a Starbucks ablaze, one rioter told a reporter, "Oh, we're not angry about PZ, we're just bored. And as the fundies say, we secularists have no morals, so we just do whatever's fun. Yee-haw!"




Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/21/2008 23:30:49

Dave W.
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Posted - 03/21/2008 :  21:56:12   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
This can't be true - none of the rioting alleged atheists are eating babies.

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HalfMooner
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Posted - 03/21/2008 :  23:30:08   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

This can't be true - none of the rioting alleged atheists are eating babies.
Those two galoots in the foreground are blocking the view of the barbecue, Dave.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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