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the_ignored
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Posted - 06/17/2002 :  14:14:39  Show Profile Send the_ignored a Private Message
If the following is true, then this makes the actions of those fanatics even more asinine! (as if such a thing were possible!)

http://www.ffrf.org/fttoday/april02/index.php3?ft=wontbelieve.html

Their note said:
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9/11 terrorists died for "white raisins"?

Christoph Luxemberg, a scholar of ancient Semitic languages in Germany, contends that, due to a mistranslation, the paradisiacal rewards supposedly awaiting Islamic martyrs are actually "white raisins," not "virgins." Luxemberg, using a pseudonym, wrote The Syro-Aramaic Reading of the Koran detailing Koranic misinterpretations. Source: New York Times, March 3, 2002


Tokyodreamer
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Posted - 06/17/2002 :  14:37:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Tokyodreamer a Private Message
Er, surely the context would give a pretty good indication whether or not paradise was 72 virgins to live out carnal pleasures with, or 72 white raisins, to, um, eat?

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Edited by - tokyodreamer on 06/17/2002 14:38:38
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Xev
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Posted - 06/17/2002 :  16:03:20   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Xev an ICQ Message Send Xev a Private Message
Ha ha ha! Oh, that's fucking hilarious! White raisins! I had no idea there were such things!

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Er, surely the context would give a pretty good indication whether or not paradise was 72 virgins to live out carnal pleasures with, or 72 white raisins, to, um, eat?


Depends on what manner of eating the Q'ran describes, TD!

Don't be such a prune.

Seriously, is there any confirmation of this?

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Tokyodreamer
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Posted - 06/17/2002 :  19:03:45   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Tokyodreamer a Private Message
quote:

Don't be such a prune.


*GROAN!*



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Xev
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USA
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Posted - 06/17/2002 :  20:27:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Xev an ICQ Message Send Xev a Private Message
Sorry.

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Lars_H
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Posted - 06/17/2002 :  21:37:54   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Lars_H a Private Message
I am a bit skeptic about "Luxemberg's" work. What he does in "Die Syro-Aramaische Lesart des Koran" does not sound very scientifically to me. He takes the Koran and than everytime he encounters a word he does not like he replaced it with a similar sounding syriac word. This pick and choose approach is very arbitary and I have not heard much in the way of justification for doing so.

From what I have heared the mistranslated virgins are on rather shakey ground as he just chooses to translate the word in question as 'white' and sees the rasins as implied in the context.

I am still waiting what other scholars and experts have to say about his ideas.

But even if he is right and the Koran has been misundertood almost ever since it was written, does that mean that all muslims got it wrong? The 72 virgins that await every man and not just martyrers in paradies are an established part of the Islam religion. I for one like the idea of a religion that has something positive to say about sex. I doubt that there is any sex with virgins or otherwise in the christian heaven.

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Xev
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Posted - 06/18/2002 :  06:47:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Xev an ICQ Message Send Xev a Private Message
Lars:

Yeah, sex is good, but I'm not so keen on the "flying planes into buildings" bit.

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Lars_H
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Posted - 06/18/2002 :  13:58:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Lars_H a Private Message
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Lars:

Yeah, sex is good, but I'm not so keen on the "flying planes into buildings" bit.



Well the virgins are not reserved for suicide bombers or people flying planes into buildings. The way I understand it every good moslem gets them after death. At least the male ones.

Just like you don't have to take part in a holy crusade against unbelivers to get into the christian heaven. It just makes things easier.

To be hones if I had to choose between the different versions of afterlife I would probably go for the moslem heaven it is the most materalistic I know of. Reincarnation is bound to get boring after a while, I don't know how to play the harp and Valhalla is a bit to rough for my taste.

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filthy
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Posted - 06/19/2002 :  09:24:06   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
"Ha ha ha! Oh, that's fucking hilarious! White raisins! I had no idea there were such things!"

Oh, but Xev, there are! White rasins are produced in great abundance by white rabbits.

Which pretty much sums up the entire situation. The 19 hijackers killed, destroyed and died in the holy name of Nonsense, a not uncommon event in human history that today has all but become a tradition.

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Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it.... Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.
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Chagur
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Posted - 06/20/2002 :  11:50:52   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Chagur a Private Message
Confused!

Why does everyone take for granted that the 72 virgins
are meant to be deflowered?
Maybe that's Allah's cruelest twist: 72 Eternal Virgins!

Take care :D

"Fie, fie how franticly I square my talk!" -Edwin A. Abbott -
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The Rat
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Posted - 06/29/2002 :  21:29:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit The Rat's Homepage Send The Rat a Private Message
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Why does everyone take for granted that the 72 virgins are meant to be deflowered?


Take me, oh..., three weeks, tops.

;^)

Then what am I supposed to do, rip off someone else for his virgins? Punish Percy in the palm? Where did those virgins come from in the first place?

And what's waiting for the women who go to paradise?

I'm confused too...

Bailey's second law; There is no relationship between the three virtues of intelligence, education, and wisdom.
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Lars_H
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Posted - 06/30/2002 :  03:41:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Lars_H a Private Message
quote:

quote:
Why does everyone take for granted that the 72 virgins are meant to be deflowered?


Take me, oh..., three weeks, tops.

;^)

Then what am I supposed to do, rip off someone else for his virgins? Punish Percy in the palm? Where did those virgins come from in the first place?

And what's waiting for the women who go to paradise?

I'm confused too...



Well, I am no expert, but from what I have heard the Koran only mentions the virgins without giving their exact number or purpose. The rest was established later. There are 72 of them and their has been extensive and authoritive writing for centuries by leading scholars on the field describing what they are there for. Apperantly the virgins will regain that status perpetually. Conviniently stupid limitations on the male stamina will also be done away with in the afterlife to allow the moslems to fully enjoy their death. I have no idea, if anybody ever gave much thought to the fate of faithful females.

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Xev
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USA
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Posted - 06/30/2002 :  09:32:08   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Xev an ICQ Message Send Xev a Private Message
Rat:
"Where did those virgins come from in the first place?"

Wal-Mart.

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The Rat
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Posted - 06/30/2002 :  10:35:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit The Rat's Homepage Send The Rat a Private Message
quote:
Rat:"Where did those virgins come from in the first place?"

Wal-Mart.


Great! My son works there, maybe he can get me a discount...

Bailey's second law; There is no relationship between the three virtues of intelligence, education, and wisdom.
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