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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
 Posted - 03/19/2002 : 06:24:11 [Permalink]
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quote:
"Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right."
"Doing my part to P.O. the religious right."
I like these two, Kaneda.
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your common sense." -Buddha |
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2002 : 08:17:24 [Permalink]
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Well, I'm waiting to see the 'Lick Bush in 2004' stickers.
*Chuckles* I remember my mother's awkward explanation of 'what it means' way back when it was Bush the Elder.
"Come the rapture, we'll have the earth to ourselves"
And, I do wish they would make this into a bumper sticker-
"Now, Darwin is still right" - (You've seen "Now, even Darwin admits He was right"?)
And of course:
"Cthulhu is my co-pilot"
Ecrasez l'infame
-Voltaire
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DVF
Skeptic Friend
USA
96 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2002 : 08:57:46 [Permalink]
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"My kid is having sex with your Honor Student."
"Perverts for Peace"
"Jesus is coming! Try to look busy."
"Know what, if you were in a building, and it was on fire, I'd rescue you."
- My Son 3/5/2002 |
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2002 : 09:10:46 [Permalink]
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Oh! You reminded me of!
"My child is inmate of the month at the County Jail"
Ecrasez l'infame
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2002 : 13:05:01 [Permalink]
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How about "Maybe you'd drive better if that cell phone was up your butt."?
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
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chee
New Member
USA
35 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2002 : 10:41:39 [Permalink]
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These come to mind:
The world is a comedy to those who think and a travesty to those who feel.
I think...therefore, I don't trust the media.
I is a college student.
Your life is not my fault.
A colder place I've never known, than with someone but yet alone. |
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chee
New Member
USA
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2002 : 12:44:13 [Permalink]
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Don't worry about the Afterlife, Worry about THIS life
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...no one has ever found a 4.5 billion year old stone artifact (at the right geological stratum) with the words "Made by God."
No Sense of Obligation by Matt Young |
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2002 : 16:42:19 [Permalink]
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"We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart".
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
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Omega
Skeptic Friend
Denmark
164 Posts |
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2002 : 00:52:50 [Permalink]
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[quote]
"Doing my part to P.O. the religious right[/quote]
I bought a button years ago with the saying 'Doing my part to Piss Off the religios right'.
Thanks for reminding me. I have jury duty next week, good time to wear it. Along with my button that says, 'Down with All Government'
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
George Carlin
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I'd do that at home with the one I live with to see what happens but he's too confussed already.
Snake
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2002 : 12:39:50 [Permalink]
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Saw this one yesterday:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2002 : 16:25:06 [Permalink]
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[quote]
How about "Maybe you'd drive better if that cell phone was up your butt."?
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I'd like to know, if so many people hate the people using those stupid machines, Why are there so many Stupid people using them?
Only idiots use cell phones. I always point and laugh at them. If they are talking loud enough I follow them around the store or where ever and act like I'm trying to listen in. LOL, you'd be surprised what people do.
OH!!! I just got a great idea, I'm going to point a mic of a tape recorder at them too, that should be interesting.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
George Carlin
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I'd do that at home with the one I live with to see what happens but he's too confussed already.
Snake
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2002 : 01:32:33 [Permalink]
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?
I see your IQ test results were negative.
When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
George Carlin
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I'd do that at home with the one I live with to see what happens but he's too confussed already.
Snake
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2002 : 08:51:01 [Permalink]
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I remember this one from way back in the '50s: "Jesus Saves, but Moses Invests."
On a car in St. Albans, VT: "A Hard Man is Good To find."
Painted in small letters on a rat Harley (mine, in fact): If You Can Read This, You Haven't Had enough To drink!"
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"Don't tell me your doubts; I've got enough doubts of my own. Tell me something you BELIEVE in!"
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