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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 09/22/2004 : 09:13:41 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
1st movie: "The heads. You're looking at the heads. Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it."
2nd: "How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"
1. Apocalypse Now
2. Weird Science
3. ...?
Next Quote: "Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Dave W.
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 09:46:32 [Permalink]
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H. Humbert wrote:quote:
3. ...?
Another quote from film #3: "Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."quote:
Next Quote: "Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."
Dammit. What was the name of that film? Tommy Boy.
Here's another one: "Wolfman's got nards!" |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 09:51:20 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
Another quote from film #3: "Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
Ok, that's Big Trouble In Little China. Jack Burton has flair for melodrama.
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Here's another one: "Wolfman's got nards!"
Is that The Monster Squad?
Next Quote: "I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folk."
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 09:54:00 [Permalink]
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Heres a list of the 44 0% tomatometer reviews from 2000 or later.
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/browser.php?movietype=3&genre=&tomatometer=%3D0%25s&mpaa=&decade=2000s&video_format=&x=49&y=10
You can browse through the database and select 0% only or <10% movies etc... |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 10:01:49 [Permalink]
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| Man I tried to find one of the 0% movies that I actually liked but it was rougher than I thought. Closest I came was National Lampoons: Senior Trip which had funny parts but still sucked. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Dave W.
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 10:40:57 [Permalink]
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H. Humbert wrote:quote:
Ok, that's Big Trouble In Little China. Jack Burton has flair for melodrama.
Indeed. Sneaky of me to use a wrongly guessed movie, wasn't it?  quote:
Is that The Monster Squad?
Yes, indeedy.
I've got no clue as to the original of your latest quote. I'll let someone else field it. |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 10:45:21 [Permalink]
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| Thats Clint Eastwood in Unforgivin, responding to the writer after he kills Bill and his cronies. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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astropin
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 11:27:45 [Permalink]
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1. "Your a Pimp? You look like Gandhi."
2. "You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright."
3."Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"
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I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 11:46:58 [Permalink]
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1) bachelor party
2) Office space?
3) OBWAT |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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astropin
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Posted - 09/22/2004 : 12:14:59 [Permalink]
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| Yep - Office Space |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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Dave W.
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 09/23/2004 : 13:30:14 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
How about this one: "No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
Stripes, with Bill Murray. Geez, I haven't seen that one since the eighties...
It has really left an impression on me, that movie... 
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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Dave W.
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26020 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 16:01:26 [Permalink]
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Bingo, Mab.
How about "What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? You little brat. You've never thanked me. I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe." |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 16:28:13 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
How about "What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? You little brat. You've never thanked me. I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe."
Groundhog Day.
New Quote: "Then one morning, I woke up and said, "Fuck fish." I renounce fish, I will never set foot in that ocean again. And there hasn't been a time where I have stuck so much as a toe back in that ocean.
"But why?"
"Done with fish."
(This one's a little tough, but I'll say it's a fairly recent film. Came out within the last 3 years.)
Or someone can take the softball: "What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?"
"No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve."
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
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26020 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 17:03:25 [Permalink]
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H. Humbert wrote:quote:
New Quote: "Then one morning, I woke up and said, "Fuck fish." I renounce fish, I will never set foot in that ocean again. And there hasn't been a time where I have stuck so much as a toe back in that ocean.
"But why?"
"Done with fish."
(This one's a little tough, but I'll say it's a fairly recent film. Came out within the last 3 years.)
Finding Nemo II?  quote:
Or someone can take the softball: "What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?"
"No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve."
What, are we on a Bill Murray kick now? Ghostbusters.
New one: "I... I - I - I... I... I want the knife... Pleeeeease." |
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