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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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 Posted - 09/29/2004 : 15:34:09 [Permalink]
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How about (one of my favourites):
"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in Outer Space." |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 17:21:51 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in Outer Space."
Capt James Tiberius Kirk, Star Trek IV: In Space, No One Can Hear You Chew Scenery
Here's one from me:
"Look at your algebra book. It looks like it's never even been opened!"
"I only use it on special equations." |
"If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead." |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26021 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 21:40:45 [Permalink]
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I wrote:quote:
"What's that watermelon doing there?"
And now for the second clue for this same movie: "Laugh while you can, monkey boy!"
And a different movie quote: "I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is!" |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
1613 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 01:02:27 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Starman
"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. What the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
Will add another from this great movie (Same character):
"You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays. "
And from a more recent movie:
"We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins."
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furshur
SFN Regular
USA
1536 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:02:33 [Permalink]
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3) "You know, Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?"
I don't think anyone got this one.
Good Fellas.
Tommy (Joe Pesci) talking to Spider (of course) just before he shot him in the foot.
Hell of a movie. |
If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know. |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 13:20:01 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by furshur
Good Fellas. Tommy (Joe Pesci) talking to Spider (of course) just before he shot him in the foot. Hell of a movie.
Nice work.
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And from a more recent movie:
"We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins."
Just taking a guess at this one since it's been awhile since I've recognized anything. Is it Tim Burton's "Sleepy Hollow?" (Obviously with Depp as Ichabod Crane.)
New Quote: "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 15:11:10 [Permalink]
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No one got my previous #2 "Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks."
I suspect no one's seen the movie, as that one quote pretty much sums up the plot. This quote from the same film might be better known, as it was featured in many of the commericals. (Meaning you might get it even if you've never seen the film.)
"I like your nurse's uniform, guy."
"These are O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are they?"
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 15:18:17 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert
New Quote: "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
Time Bandits? I think it was the science-teacher, though I'm not sure. A Skeptic Friend use it in his signature. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 15:32:04 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert
New Quote: "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
Time Bandits? I think it was the science-teacher, though I'm not sure. A Skeptic Friend use it in his signature.
Man, Dr. M! I thought for sure that would go awhile. Though it was Evil who made the statement. I also like this bit from him:
"Evil: God is not interested in technology... He knows nothing of the potential of the micro-chip or the silicon revolution. He's obsessed with making the grass grow and getting rainbows right... Look at what he spends his time on. 43 species of parrot! Nipples for men!
Robert : Slugs.
Evil : Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?"
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 18:38:04 [Permalink]
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Because we need to get this going again....
"This ain't no bar-room brawl. These are the bad days. The all-or-nothing days. They're back."
And has anyone done this one yet?
"Do these [balloons] blow into funny shapes and all?"
"Well, no, unless round is funny."
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
| Edited by - H. Humbert on 04/20/2005 21:56:29 |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 06:41:48 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert
No one got my previous #2 "Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks."
Did not need your second quote....it's Rushmore! |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 06:48:08 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert
"Do these [balloons] blow into funny shapes and all?"
"Well, no, unless round is funny."
Raising Arizona...(forget the character name) and the grocer.
"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
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I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
1613 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 06:57:07 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by astropin
"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Edited for typo.
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Plyss
Skeptic Friend
Netherlands
231 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 07:04:44 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by astropin
"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
Easy, "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail".
I have a this one line from a sitcom that i haven't been able to get outof my head because it cracks me up every time (even though this specific series was amazingly boring).
"It's too late for him, his kids are lobsters now!"
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13476 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 08:12:40 [Permalink]
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quote:
"Laugh while you can, monkey boy!"
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Also from Buckaroo Banzai:
Dr. Emilio Lizardo/
Lord John Whorfin:
"May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I'm sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly inscribed."
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Buckaroo Banzai:
"[R]emember, no matter where you go, there you are." |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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