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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 01/09/2005 : 18:41:01 [Permalink]
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The Patriot Act.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 09:43:04 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
Best one so far, filthy.
I second that!
quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
How about pagers? There is really no need for them anymore since we can all just have cell phones. No?
Yep, and while on the subject of cell phones, I nominate for consideration those annoying ring-tones everyone has now. It's bad enough everyone has a cell phone, but do we all have to hear annoying "music" every time it rings? |
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 09:45:35 [Permalink]
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| Low-flow toilets. |
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
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Posted - 01/10/2005 : 10:05:31 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Wendy
Low-flow toilets.
I would like to say "no shit." But that wouldn't be the case with low-flow toilets. Now you have to flush them twice, probably using more water than the old water waster... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:21:46 [Permalink]
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Infomercials.
And whoever made up that word should be flogged.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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satans_mom
Skeptic Friend
USA
148 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 13:00:32 [Permalink]
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| Wal-Marts |
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 14:46:39 [Permalink]
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Creation Science.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:41:52 [Permalink]
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| Telemarketing. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:51:30 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
Telemarketing.
Siberia! You're back! How'd the surgery go? Easily, I hope.
Magnetic devices that are claimed to be theraputic.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 19:05:11 [Permalink]
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Poop shouldn't exist for those too young to properly dispose of it on their own.
(Sorry, it's been a smelly week.) |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 19:54:34 [Permalink]
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Digital watches.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 05:10:24 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
Telemarketing.
Siberia! You're back! How'd the surgery go? Easily, I hope.
Magnetic devices that are claimed to be theraputic.
It went splendidly
Painkillers that don't work. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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chaloobi
SFN Regular
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Posted - 01/13/2005 : 07:02:22 [Permalink]
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-Chaloobi
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 08:06:43 [Permalink]
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Moonies.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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