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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 04/02/2005 : 06:31:52
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Rejoice! Help is at hand.
I ain't never heard of this shit *ahem* but it seems that there is a spincter-bleaching fad starting up.
Now, I fully understand the desire to look like more than just another slob. I realize that we all like the idea of standing out from the crowd. But this could give a whole, new dimention to, "Showing your ass."
The imagination trembles, the sensibilities shudder; the future beauty and beefcake contests could take on a whole, new asspect. And it could turn out to be a saving grace for proctologists, who are forced by the profession to wade through great, tangled jungles of 'roids.
But on a more serious note, polititions such as the Bush(s) could brush their teeth with the solutions, and give more appealing speechs using the same words.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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 Posted - 04/02/2005 : 07:27:46 [Permalink]
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| [hysterical laughter] People have way too much time in their hands... or anuses. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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Renae
SFN Regular
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 09:26:13 [Permalink]
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I was going to write something vaguely feminist here about the beauty industry going too far...
but then I realized that anus-bleaching is just too silly to be political.
I mean, does the general public actually *see* this most intimate body part?
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 14:02:57 [Permalink]
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| The article is dated March 23rd, so it's not even an April Fool gag, which was my first thought. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
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Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13476 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 16:22:49 [Permalink]
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Well, it may take some time but I'm sure we will get to the bottom of this. Due to other concerns I have been a fallen little behind on subjects like this one. I may choose to take a backseat on this issue.
Having said that, in my opinion, those assholes that seek to objectify women may have managed new low… |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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furshur
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 21:17:31 [Permalink]
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Here is an actual photo of a bleached ass
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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sweetmiracle
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 12:32:34 [Permalink]
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| Yeah, should have warned us to get the kidlings out of the room!!! |
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 12:47:04 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by furshur:
Here is an actual photo of a bleached ass
I thought it would have been less repulsive. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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