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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  11:36:51  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
Pretty self-explanatory, here are a few I have heard:

1. "Hey Bubba, watch this!"
2. "No, it isn't loaded"
3. "I coulda swore this backpack had the parachute."
4. "Where's the duck?"
5. "What do you mean there's no pin in it?"
6. "Don't worry, that spider isn't poisonous."

Let's hear some more.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov

filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  12:07:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
7. Look Ma, no hands! (Probably the first uttered by us all.)
8. They can't make barbeque too hot for me! (That's one of mine. )
9. I'll get him out of there!
10. Sure, it'a deep enough for diving off that tree!
11. Oh shit! (Often the real last words.)


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26013 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  12:08:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
12. "I drank what?"
13. "You go on ahead, I'll be okay."

[Edited to re-number my suggestions.]

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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Wendy
SFN Regular

USA
614 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  13:04:05   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Wendy a Yahoo! Message Send Wendy a Private Message
14. Hell, I'll do it. Hold my beer.

Edited to add number.

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
Edited by - Wendy on 05/17/2005 13:05:50
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  13:09:42   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
15. Ohhh, you said don't cut the red wire. Well shit.
16. Hold the wheel, just for a second.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9677 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  13:20:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
17. It's a kevlar vest! Now go ahead, try stab me and you'll see.

Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie

USA
4826 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  13:27:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message
18. I'm gonna ride this bull cause I AM A COWBOY!
19. Aw, heck, just go around the gates.
20. Whoops.
21. And he died after doing this.
22. Dammit.
23. Nice doggie.

Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion
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Dude
SFN Die Hard

USA
6891 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  13:34:50   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Dude a Private Message
24. Don't be silly, there is no such thing as......


Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson

"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin

Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard

USA
4574 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  13:55:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message
25. The ice is plenty thick.

26. It won't hurt you if you just hold still.

27. What time does your husband get home?


"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
Edited by - H. Humbert on 05/17/2005 14:08:41
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26013 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  13:56:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
28. "You guys go that way, and we'll go this way. Holler if you see anything strange."

[Damn numbers.]

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
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Why not question something for a change?
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist

USA
4954 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  14:00:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Cuneiformist a Private Message
29. Dude, let's do just one more shot.
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Plyss
Skeptic Friend

Netherlands
231 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  14:14:56   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Plyss a Private Message
I have the good fortune to work in a laboratory. I love every day of it. Nevertheless, some people should never have made it outof the training labs.

The people who uttered the following phrases didn't actually die to the accidents they caused, but they did cause damage to themselves, their coworkers or their equipment.

30. (Upon using the master switch to switch on an electrophoresis device with the potmeter set to 3 Amperes) "Don't worry, these things are perfectly insulated."

31. (Upon heating an ether solution with a blue gasflame) "It boils much faster this way."

32. (Upon switching off the cooler on a reaction mixture that was refluxing on its reaction heat) "I reckon we can save some money on coolant this way."
(The mess this caused had to be chiselled outof the fumehood because the steel and glassware were molten together)

33. (Upon lifting a bacterial culture in a flask by the lid) "I always do it like this."

34. (Upon hearing the noise caused by the explosion of sucrose and perchloric acid heated to 180 degrees celcius) "Hey, what was that? It sounded like it came from my fumehood!"

35. (Upon tossing 30% hydrogen peroxide into a waste container with alkalic chemicals) "Should be safe, it's a lewis base, after all."
(This one was NASTY. The 5 people nearest got covered in caustic chemical waste. Beautiful fountain though, had a 9 foot radius)

(Edited for numbers)
Edited by - Plyss on 05/17/2005 14:16:17
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  15:09:15   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
36. Mmmmm, blowfish.
37. Just yell at it and it'll run away.
38. Look at the funny dog.
39. I don't need a rabies series.



"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist

USA
4954 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  16:16:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Cuneiformist a Private Message
40. That sound? It's probably nothing...
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pfretzschner
Skeptic Friend

USA
67 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  16:45:27   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send pfretzschner a Private Message
41. "This is the abandoned summer camp where all those teenagers were murdered last year? And they never found the guy who did it? Well, I guess I'll take a shower now."
Edited by - pfretzschner on 05/17/2005 16:46:05
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tw101356
Skeptic Friend

USA
333 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  16:56:21   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send tw101356 a Private Message
42. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.

The next to last words of Gen. John Sedgewick at the Battle of Spotsylvania May 8, 1864.

- TW

- TW
Edited by - tw101356 on 05/17/2005 16:59:06
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