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filthy
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Posted - 06/02/2005 :  15:30:15  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
The moral of this story is, that if you must steal gasoline, get a flashlight.
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THURMAN, N.Y. Jun 2, 2005 A tip for would-be gasoline thieves. When stealing gas in the dark, don't use a lighter to see how you're doing. Police in Warren County say that's what Glen Germain Junior did when he was siphoning gas from a dump truck at a business in the Adirondacks last month.

This lesson, we hope, has not been lost upon Mr. Germain. After all, the next time it could be a Darwin...


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


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and Crypto-Communist!

moakley
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USA
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Posted - 06/02/2005 :  19:30:48   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send moakley a Private Message
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Germain has been charged with petit larceny and criminal mischief.

The charge just doesn't seem severe enough

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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous
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furshur
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Posted - 06/03/2005 :  07:08:31   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send furshur a Private Message
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The charge just doesn't seem severe enough

The authorities should force him to sit through the entire Creation Conference. Of course that could be termed 'cruel and unusual punishment'.

If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know.
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