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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 06/02/2005 : 15:30:15
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The moral of this story is, that if you must steal gasoline, get a flashlight.
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THURMAN, N.Y. Jun 2, 2005 — A tip for would-be gasoline thieves. When stealing gas in the dark, don't use a lighter to see how you're doing. Police in Warren County say that's what Glen Germain Junior did when he was siphoning gas from a dump truck at a business in the Adirondacks last month.
This lesson, we hope, has not been lost upon Mr. Germain. After all, the next time it could be a Darwin...
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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