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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

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Posted - 06/21/2005 :  19:38:23  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
Do this whenever reading any Creationist literature. I'll start off with a few easy ones:

1. 1 shot for every mention of the 2nd law of thermodynamics
2. 2 shots for every quote of Darwin which actually turns out to be the opposite of what he meant
3. 1 shot for every reference to a Creationist Scientist even though they lived before the term Creationist had any meaning

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov

Edited by - Ricky on 06/21/2005 19:41:46

H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard

USA
4574 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2005 :  20:03:54   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message
Great game, Ricky! Allow me to expand the rules....

4. 1 shot for every time a proponent of evolution is referred to as a "Darwinist."

5. 2 shots for every time a Creationist claims there are no examples of transitional fossils.

6. Chug a full beer if anyone claims Darwin recanted his theory and/or accepted Christ on his deathbed.


"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
Edited by - H. Humbert on 06/21/2005 20:14:44
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
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Posted - 06/21/2005 :  20:04:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
7. Chug a beer every time a Biblical creationist praises an Intelligent Design advocate, or vice versa.
8. Chug two beers every time an IDist admits to being a Biblical creationist.

Edited to add: dammit, every time I join in one of these numbered things, someone sneaks in a reply while I'm typing.

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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2005 :  20:48:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
9. And a chocolate/gin milkshake for every mention of the Lady Hope myth.


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


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Dude
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USA
6891 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2005 :  21:01:25   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Dude a Private Message
So, basically, after 90 seconds of conversation with one of these people somebody is gonna need a ride home....


Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson

"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin

Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9677 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2005 :  21:30:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by filthy

9. And a chocolate/gin milkshake for every mention of the Lady Hope myth.



What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...

Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
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"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard

USA
4574 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2005 :  21:38:08   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...
The myth is that Darwin retracted his theory and accepted Christ on his deathbed. Lady Hope is the woman we have to thank for starting that one.


"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
Edited by - H. Humbert on 06/21/2005 23:05:01
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  03:42:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...
The myth is that Darwin retracted his theory and accepted Christ on his deathbed. Lady Hope is the woman we have to thank for starting that one.


Erm, I see it was mentioned above with different wording. My bad for poor reading.

10. A pint of grog for claiming that the fossil record was deposited by some flood or other.
11. A shot of Filthy's Ferocious Moonshine and High Explosive for each claim that Archaeopteryx is a fraud.


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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moakley
SFN Regular

USA
1888 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  04:49:35   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send moakley a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse

quote:
Originally posted by filthy

9. And a chocolate/gin milkshake for every mention of the Lady Hope myth.



What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...

I'm still stuck on the chocolate and gin milkshake ... WTF

Life is good

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  06:03:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
12. 1 shot whenever the Big Bang or abiogenesis is proposed as a hole in evolutionary theory
13. 1 shot for every claim that evolution is random. 1 extra shot for every reference to a car or plane being created by randomly throwing pieces down.
14. 2 shots for every conspiracy theory proposed on why evolution is still a part of science
15. 1 shot for every reference of a watch or watch maker.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  06:07:41   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by moakley

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse

quote:
Originally posted by filthy

9. And a chocolate/gin milkshake for every mention of the Lady Hope myth.



What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...

I'm still stuck on the chocolate and gin milkshake ... WTF

Got that from a former girlfriend. Excellent on a hot afternoon.

Sweet 16. A Get-Out-of-AA-Free pass for every mention of Piltdown or Nebraske Man.


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist

USA
4954 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  06:36:16   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Cuneiformist a Private Message
17. A swig of Mad Dog 20/20 evey time there's a plea for "alternate theories" to be taught in schools along side evolution
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26012 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  06:42:32   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
18. One shot for each mention of carbon-dating something millions of years old, or otherwise using a radio-isotope dating method outside its known range of accuracy.

19. Chug a beer each time it's pointed out that evolution is "just a theory" without the speaker/author also pointing out that gravity is "just a theory."

Edited to say, damn these numbers!!!

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  06:44:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
20. A glass of absinith for each claim that the Theory of Evolution inspired Hitler, Stalin, Marx (except the brothers), Pol Pot, Mao Tse Dong, Caligula, and John Wilks Booth.

Damn the numbers indeed!


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

Edited by - filthy on 06/22/2005 06:46:30
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie

USA
4826 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  06:49:52   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message
21) In literature, down a bottle of Muskatelle (aged on the truck on the way to the store) every time they deliberately misspell Evolution as Evilution.

Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist

USA
4954 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2005 :  06:59:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Cuneiformist a Private Message
22. One flaming Dr. Peppr every time someone with an advanced science degree is marshalled as proof that even academia has objections to evolution, but that person's degree turns out to be in engineering, astronomy, or some other field unrelated to biology.
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