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pleco
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USA
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 Posted - 10/31/2005 : 10:07:06
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WACO, Texas (AP) -- A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church Sunday morning when he adjusted a nearby microphone while standing in water, a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was stepping into the baptistery as he reached out for the microphone, which produced an electric shock, said University Baptist Church community pastor Ben Dudley.
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About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University, Dudley said.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/31/pastor.electrocuted.ap/
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 10/31/2005 : 10:57:31 [Permalink]
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There! There, you see?! I've been telling y'all for years that God doesn't want to hear all that bullshit and the best thing you can do is avoid such barbaric pratices as baptism, ritual cannablism and turning his kid into an idol's image. Well now he's good and pissed, and finally had enough! I don't know what this guy did to get singled out for a sacred smack-down, but it must have been even more awfuller than a Fawell/Robertson fund grab drive; worser even than Benny Hinn lying to paraplegics.
So just you think about that the next time some jackleg pulpet leech wants to deep-dip one of your kids. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 10/31/2005 : 11:16:07 [Permalink]
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| Notice how God used science to do his bidding. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
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Posted - 10/31/2005 : 13:39:22 [Permalink]
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| Maybe this could kickstart a new branch of christianity. We have snake-handlers - why not "microphone-handlers-while-standing-in-water". Only true believers survive. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 10/31/2005 : 13:49:34 [Permalink]
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| Of course the Proselytizers will have to abstain from the practice. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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ronnywhite
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Posted - 10/31/2005 : 21:58:40 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Notice how God used science to do his bidding.
Yea, really, that's stooping pretty low... outta' have some class, mind His own turf, and stick with heart-attacks and stuff like that.
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ktesibios
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 11/02/2005 : 12:12:16 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by ronnywhite
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Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Notice how God used science to do his bidding.
Yea, really, that's stooping pretty low... outta' have some class, mind His own turf, and stick with heart-attacks and stuff like that.
Or, if he's just gotta electrocute someone, wassamatta a good old-fashioned lightning bolt? Zeus used to sling them around with gusto.
Having to rely on someone's complete ignorance of the most rudimentary elements of appliance safety is so infra dig by comparison.
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