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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
 Posted - 11/15/2005 : 18:06:38
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During the busy days this summer when my car was at the workshop for service, and I was setting things up for my trip to London, I forgot to take the car to the "Roadworthiness Test-station" (I haven't a clue what the "proper" term for it is in UK or USA) for the annual checkup. It was an unusually busy summer and it just seems to have slipped my mind.
At some point this autumn, my car's roadwothiness licence expired, and I should have gotten a notice about it. This didn't happen though, and a month ago I got the usual anual road-tax bill, and nothing in it indicated that something was amiss.
Today, right smack in the middle of the closest major city (150k citizens) a police car pulls up behind me with flashing blue lights. A bit comfused I pulled over thinking "ok, I was a biiit heavy on the pedal, but not that much...". The police asked for my licence, had me take the alcohol test, then informed me that I wasn't allowed to drive the car, because its licence had been revoked. I went "what???"
He explained that my car was flagged but his computer hadn't any note of the reason, and that all that was needed was a visit to a control station for a checkup. "But that shouldn't be a problem, considering what a nice car you have..."
All I could say was "Yeah, thanks. I take extra care of it, I can't believe what have happened. There must be some mistake."
"Well mistake or not, you've been caught driving the car illegally. Will you sign that you accept the ticket, or do we have to take this to the court?"
At that point I figured I wouldn't have a chance in hell in court, since I had a nagging feeling that indeed it was my own fault forgetting the annual checkup, so I accepted the ticket.
Even during this discussion, the police (they always travel in pair while on duty) never turned off that stinking flashing blue light that attracted everyone's gaze.
Finally as he was done with me, he informed me that with the state of the car, I may only drive it straight to the control-station, or the closest licenced Peugeot repair-shop. Damn. 25km from home, and no control-station in reach with drive-in service. I picked one anyway and drove off, and once I was out of sight, turned home to park the car in the garage. After waiting a while at the phone I managed to secure an appointment the day after at a control-station in the opposite direction from home. If I get pulled over again, I can always say I was on my way to the control station and ran out of gas, and have to leave the car over the night. 
Ah, well... The ticket was "only" $75 (~60Euro), I expected more so I suppose it wasn't the disaster I thought at first.
Sorry for bothering you guys with this. I just had to went some steam... 
    
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
 Posted - 11/15/2005 : 18:26:50 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
I forgot to take the car to the "Roadworthiness Test-station" (I haven't a clue what the "proper" term for it is in UK or USA)...
In the U.S., vehicle requirements vary by state. In Ohio, where I'm from originally, cars were subjected to an "E-Check" (Environmental Check) every two years that measured the content of the car's exhaust--this is specifically an air quality law. If it went over any of the tested limits, you were forced to take the car into a shop and have it repaired before returning for testing.
If a cop pulled you over on the freeway and he feels the car is in really bad shape, he can give you a quick road inspection (testing such things as whether the lights and horn work, etc.), and impound your car if it fails in enough categories. This is pretty rare, though.
In Virginia where I now live, I am required to get a "safety inspection," which goes over the actual road-worthiness of the vehicle, such as brakes, shocks, fluid leaks, etc. Some counties in Virginia require both an E-Check and a safety inspection. As far as I know, California has the toughest vehicle standards of any state.
And sorry about your luck, Mab. Tickets are always the blues.
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2005 : 19:27:28 [Permalink]
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| Tough luck. I got a fine for running an amber light here in New Zealand a few months back. My simple excuse was that it was snowing heavily (very unusual around here) and that I did not want to hit the brakes, just in case this made me slide into the intersection. Most swedes would probably agree with me - YOU DON'T SLAM YOUR BRAKES WHEN IT'S SLIPPY. Didn't cut me any slack over here, though. Bastards. |
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ronnywhite
SFN Regular
501 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2005 : 19:41:34 [Permalink]
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| Coulda' been worse (more expensive), Mab. Don't know what police procedures are like in that part of the woods, but out here in California they might have towed the car (have to get a taxi, pay wrecker and impound yard exorbidant fees to get car back etc.) Emmissions laws have helped clean-up the air in the big cities here in California, but they've also been a "real boom" for the auto wrecking yards, since repairs to make a car blow clean-enough exhaust to "keep it legal" (California has the toughest standards in the US) can be more-expensive than the value of the car would justify. |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2005 : 22:29:02 [Permalink]
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| In Colorado, you can't register your vehicle if your air check isn't done. You've 30 days grace on your registration but after that 30 day grace period if you're pulled over it's up to the cop whether to let you go or tow your car. Typically they will base their decision on your driving history which they can pull up on their in car computers. The only other option you have at that point is a (for $5USD) 3 day transport license to get your vehicle to and from the shop or between two locations legally. |
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
1613 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2005 : 23:13:36 [Permalink]
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That sucks, Dr. Mabuse!
But at least you gave me a reminder.
As I don't use my pice of junk so much its easy to forget. |
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 00:48:56 [Permalink]
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Sorry to hear that!
Here, in California we have permits on our cars for parking in our neighborhood. I have a "D" permit which allows me to park in front of my house, and in other "D" areas around town. All parked cars on my street must face East on the South side of the street and West on the North side of the street. Disobey and you get a ticket as well as a fine. Cars must pass annual smog tests, and have stickers on the rear bumpers to register every year. If a sticker has expired we too can be pulled over and fined. I have two cars, an Acura which still must pass the emissions test every year (and has), and an fine old BMW which we keep in the garage and is exempt. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 01:58:00 [Permalink]
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Ode To My Car By Adam Sandler
Here we go
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)
I have two piles of crap, a redneck-mobile (3/4 ton pickup) and a battered Chevy Blazer, both of nearly 20 years vintage. Both function well enough and manage to squeak through NC's annual inspection each year. I doubt if CA would allow either across the state line....
Bad luck, Doc, but shit, as they say, happens. Take a big drink of cheap whiskey and chalk it up to experience, is the best advice I can give.
Sometimes I am truly amazed and indeed, a little appalled, at the lengths we will go in aid of our vehicles.....
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 02:27:39 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawks
Most swedes would probably agree with me - YOU DON'T SLAM YOUR BRAKES WHEN IT'S SLIPPY.
Why that's half the fun!
When else would you get the chance to power-slide around the corners? I just LOVE playing with the car in the winter, however it's not that fun then you have a front wheel drive car. I miss my old (but cool, and modified) Volvo. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 02:44:00 [Permalink]
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In Sweden the controls are quite rigorus.
They check the entire car for exessive rust: chassis, critical body parts, suspension, breaklines. Odometer, electrical system including lights. Exhaust. Function of the suspension and steering, including all bearings and joints, breakes, wheel-bearings.
Seatbelts, doors (opening and closing), any leakage (oil and gas), tyres...
All these things are required to get checked anually, if the car is older than 5 years.
There are more stuff I can't think of right now, I bet Starman and Maverick, and others can fill in the list...
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 02:46:25 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Ode To My Car By Adam Sandler
Thanks filthy! That did brighten up my day!
I downloaded the mp3, and going to have a listen later.
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 07:19:19 [Permalink]
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Few things. Inspections of automobiles are on a state by state basis. Here in Illinois, you have to have an emissions test if you live within 100 miles of a major city. It's renewable in 4 years for a new car, as the car ages, the frequency of the emission testing increase. I'm in the 2 year range with the 1992 Olds Delta 88 Royale I own. There is no roadworthness test because we're flatlanders. Low probability of going parabolic if something breaks.
Good thing for me, too. On the 21st of October, I replaced the brake master cylander. As is normal with this kind of repair when the pressures came up to what they should have been, a brake line failed. There are a few things that I will do with brakes and some I don't feel comfortable with. Replacing brake lines was one of them. So I took it to the local jackals..... I mean repair shop for an estimate. To replace 6 feet of brake line they wanted $270 US and that's if they didn't break anything. Kept harping about a "dealer only" part that might break (glorified brake line junction). $40-50 for a new wheel cylander if the bleeder valve wouldn't open. (It wouldn't. $12 part to replace +$3 for the short brake line I managed to break while replacing the wheel cylander.) After three hours effort, I get the brake line replaced only to find another failure in the break line. Next job for this coming weekend is replacing the 8 feet of brake line in between the "dealer only" part and the ABS unit.
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CourseKnot
Skeptic Friend
USA
82 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 10:06:55 [Permalink]
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The ticket price for an uninspected vehicle runs over $120
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Just flying through space with the rest of you... |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 13:59:30 [Permalink]
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| The reason for the rigorous testing in Sweden is to eliminate all mechanical failures in traffic. It's extremely rare that fatal accidents in Sweden are material-related (other than tyres, for obvious reasons). The net result is that we have about 55 deaths per million citizens per year. That's for a country where 80% of the population age 16 to 84 years old have a driving licence. |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 15:53:02 [Permalink]
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| (ahem) Here in Michigan they dont like to restrict anything vehicular as it is our fading lifeblood, we have no emmissions/roadworthiness testing. |
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 16:32:24 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
(ahem) Here in Michigan they dont like to restrict anything vehicular as it is our fading lifeblood, we have no emmissions/roadworthiness testing.
They just introduced emmisions tests in New Zealand. If your car visibly puts out smoke for more than 10 seconds, you might just get fined. |
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